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unclejoel t1_j4c80lk wrote

What’s it taste like to go down on a 72 year old? Depends

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Various_Reality t1_j4f6uep wrote

Sorry to sound like a noob, but can anyone explain the joke, iam dumb.

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Rorusbass t1_j4fbak7 wrote

Google Depend, it's a brand.

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Various_Reality t1_j4fdq47 wrote

Thanks, also it was a subtle way to tell without ruining it for others. Great.

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LeChuck_Threepwood32 t1_j4fotep wrote

Thanks for the clarification. My brain was like depends on what? Whether they're still alive!?

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Linux4in6 t1_j4s2bjg wrote

No. Wording is everything. That's how you kill an antique of a joke

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unclejoel t1_j4s6q12 wrote

Meh. When I first heard it ~25 years ago, it was “what’s it taste like to go down on a 70 year old” Feel free to die on whatever hill you choose.

There are only two types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from insufficient information

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Linux4in6 t1_j4s6vhx wrote

Typical crybaby response.

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unclejoel t1_j4s73z4 wrote

I think I hear your mommy calling. Run along

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Linux4in6 t1_j4s7ddm wrote

What are you. Like 80.

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unclejoel t1_j4s7it8 wrote

Go down on me and find out

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Linux4in6 t1_j4s89m3 wrote

Yeah. You have grandpa jokes. And you're trying to troll on Reddit. 🤣🤣😭😭😭 At least my girlfriend's pussy still smells like pee.

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unclejoel t1_j4s8sh2 wrote

It always projection with you guys. 😂 🙀😾😹✌️🤟

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Linux4in6 t1_j4s8ya4 wrote

It's always awkward butthurtism with you guys. It's not my fault your generation acts weird af around women.

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unclejoel t1_j4sa7fi wrote

Oh, little homie. You were the one that came trolling after me 4 days later. What y’all call it “living rent free” ? Hahahahahahahahahaha

I’ll just write this one down as a win for you. You can put it next to your t-ball trophy. ⭐️

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Linux4in6 t1_j4scalf wrote

No bro. You just can't handle someone correcting you that's younger. Typical issue with people your age.

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unclejoel t1_j4sdsb5 wrote

Hey bruh. Beautiful play with the ageism. Let you freak flag fly atop this hill. And I don’t see where you ever corrected me.

Blessings on your journey, little man

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Linux4in6 t1_j4se6q8 wrote

What's that. Another butthurt comment?

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unclejoel t1_j4seg3x wrote

Dear lord. Would you like to go out for coffee, or FaceTime or something? I have other things to do, but you are obviously hungry for my attention. How can I help?

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Linux4in6 t1_j4selb0 wrote

Its just a thing I know about people your age they have to have the last statement said or it drives them crazy.

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Linux4in6 t1_j4s8dyy wrote

Yeah. You have grandpa jokes. And you're trying to troll on Reddit. 🤣🤣😭😭😭 At least my girlfriend's pussy still smells like pee.

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Linux4in6 t1_j4d21my wrote

Wording is everything bro. "What does grandmas pussy taste like?" Depends

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greedydita t1_j4bwarb wrote

That's balmy. But have you ever tried them embalmy?

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Nerves-of-Noodles t1_j4d4lbv wrote

My favorite part is that satisfying “crunch” when you’re going at it!

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thebarberbenj t1_j4dl759 wrote

Absolutely! I turned to necrophilia when the simple act of fucking a Prada handbag dry was SO pedestrian

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MorkSkogen666 t1_j4cmkca wrote

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

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Painting_Agency t1_j4c4pzl wrote

Yes officer, that one.

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IceFire909 t1_j4ed2fc wrote

Nothing illegal about rocking grandma's pantaloons

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Painting_Agency t1_j4eh5xs wrote

> "I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - the fact of your firm, young... body... commingling with the... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."

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HigherIron t1_j4c9tmw wrote

Hot enough to go out wearing nothing

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evileyeball t1_j4ccp13 wrote

I'm sorry but at 72 the skin burns off of me I don't know why you people seem to like temperatures so high if it gets any higher than about 35 I'm boiling. I'd much rather it be closer to 15 or 20 though because I live in a part of the world that uses sensible units of measurement.

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fleece_pants t1_j4cggxp wrote

On a scale of 1-37, I am about a 13 whenever someone starts talking about imperial vs metric. We get it, you're a spicy 33, but there's no reason to act all 41 about it.

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scartissueissue t1_j4dks8y wrote

You're talking about Celsius right because 30 Fahrenheit is too cold!

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leckie_glassworks t1_j4e6h1n wrote

"You people" are talking about Fahrenheit, not Celsius. 35°c is 95°F. 20°C is like 68°F, which is almost impossible to differentiate from 72°.

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conjugalpubes t1_j4bxjgh wrote

That and there will always be someone who'll complain about it.

(Mostly the first one, if you do not believe me come to /r/CasualUK).

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Baym-n t1_j4ezfrk wrote

For the rest of the world, she’s 22

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doyouevenforkliftbro t1_j4czjmi wrote

"She had a hip replacement. Gave her some real torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!"

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pat700 t1_j4e74es wrote

El nino or La nina?

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crulh8er t1_j4fben9 wrote

Hot and dry? Cold and wet? Please be more specific.

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DeltaWorksNL t1_j4c6lk8 wrote

Hot and wet 😈

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ohevilitub t1_j4gacfh wrote

"That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle."

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TheRealPetross t1_j4cmshy wrote

me using Celsius... :I

and during winter

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nickmaglowsch3 t1_j4co5q3 wrote

Now it makes sense why just the US not uses Celsius...

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RaidenHUN t1_j4cxvx7 wrote

It's 4° and wet in Hungary. :(

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ixoniq t1_j4de3dk wrote

I'm glad we have Celsius over here.

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Humble-Lab9852 t1_j4df6b6 wrote

idk, 100 and humid is the best way to lose weight!

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Slothfully_So t1_j4djfoq wrote

insert negative-degree weather joke here

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durgadas t1_j4dkk2l wrote

OK, Charles Boyle.

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infamousmmax t1_j4dn56c wrote

For me it’s more of… I like my women they way I hate the weather. 23 and wet

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Gussy_Baka t1_j4do0vy wrote

I like mine with a sharknado

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bucc_n_zucc t1_j4dov19 wrote

Unpredictable, and makes the push bike i left in the garden rust?

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Smeagol3000 t1_j4dp906 wrote

Ben Shapiro, is that you?

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KoopaTrooper5011 t1_j4dq5cc wrote

"Wiat, you like burning and melting in the oven?"

~ Every European, thinking 72°C

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teeohbeewye t1_j4fradr wrote

ovens are a lot hotter than that, 72 C is not gonna burn you lol

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lysamysza t1_j4dtbvs wrote

I like my women like I like my weather.

1 and cold

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kzwix t1_j4dtik6 wrote

This joke only works in Farenheit, really.

With Celsius, you might find them a bit too hot to your taste.
With Kelvin, you'll probably get any part you choose to use to touch ice-glued to the lady...

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DocHickory t1_j4dwycs wrote

I figured on frigid and unpredictable, but that's just me....

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9CF8 t1_j4e0w3w wrote

That’s 22C for anyone wondering

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IceFire909 t1_j4ecxyr wrote

See at least with Celcius you get 30 & hot

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R_Harry_P t1_j4egkn4 wrote

Warm and sunny but reliably wet for one hour in the afternoon.

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jrtts t1_j4eow8m wrote

always moist like the British weather

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SwineFlu2020 t1_j4eywtt wrote

I like my women like I like my reaction control.

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Tinnisher t1_j4f48gs wrote

Wet when I'm in and hot when I'm out?

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missyjade88 t1_j4ggcjh wrote

72 is the number of virgins and they’re not what you were expecting and dry just means there’s no alcohol in heaven

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lol7r t1_j4gj1fn wrote

Just spelling mistake

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bencyn1 t1_j4gp8dx wrote

Unpredictable.....

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Logical_Win3216 t1_j4h9794 wrote

I like women like i like my coffee. Without other people dick inside.

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GKarl t1_j4j22kh wrote

100 and blistering hot

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Sonafab t1_j4cbq7q wrote

Can anyone explain it? Haha

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wistfulmaiden t1_j4ckj15 wrote

Age 72(old) and dried up vagina. Its meant to be funny

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Sonafab t1_j4coyu3 wrote

Hahahahhaa ewww 😂😆

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wistfulmaiden t1_j4cpejf wrote

There was a Jerry Spriner episode where this young trailer park hillbilly said he liked “older-like ladies” and his gf was about 75, no teeth, really wrinkled. Looked like someone put a stripper bin a Time Machine. Probably fake but I recall it years later.🤮

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IceFire909 t1_j4ed8qk wrote

No teeth means a good ol gumjob

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wistfulmaiden t1_j4fz66e wrote

Trust me I’ve heard it from my old friend who now turns tricks for meth☹️

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needsalaugh24 t1_j4cuprh wrote

That doesnt have to be.. There are a couple great OTC products that can fix VVA.

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Kriandir t1_j4co2z8 wrote

What's up with all these derogatory jokes suddenly flushing reddit? They are not creative and mostly meh

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DongLongus t1_j4d8ve8 wrote

Found the American

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