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pat700 t1_jcqwziw wrote
Reply to After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet
Don't worry. I hear the camera adds 10 pounds
pat700 t1_jaanm9u wrote
Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
This sounds just like that episode of Leave it to Beaver
pat700 t1_ja6ta6x wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
And now you're all grown up and tuck yourself in
pat700 t1_ja6t4pw wrote
Reply to comment by DWright_5 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Wrong
pat700 t1_j4e74es wrote
El nino or La nina?
pat700 t1_j2fwh29 wrote
Reply to comment by _dantastic in My penis may not be 12 inches long but I'm told that it... by CrazyKZG
Gotta pay special attention to the head
pat700 t1_j2fu5hs wrote
Did you suddenly become fixated on the thermostat? If not, the baby aint yours
pat700 t1_j2fpjmz wrote
Reply to What do you call sad coffee? by Butterflies_Books
Mourning blend
pat700 t1_j2f6od9 wrote
Reply to If you watch Jaws by reelfishybloke
The shark barfs up Quint
pat700 t1_j25mbxn wrote
You need to roll your R's on her love bud. Oh wait that's if she's your Spanish teacher
pat700 t1_j256fnk wrote
Reply to what starts with F and ends with UCK by jacklsd
F@ck
pat700 t1_j21jnai wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Only 8?
pat700 t1_j20sacq wrote
And your wife's sister
pat700 t1_izlgztt wrote
It was mama's only way to remind herself not to keep you locked in a car in the heat of summer
pat700 t1_je8zub4 wrote
Reply to Why wasn't Steve Jobs allowed to fart at home? by CauliflowerOk3993
I like it