Submitted by awesomeness1024 t3_10ip9kk in Jokes
DarkPasta t1_j5fp79g wrote
I first heard this but with an old man and a kid.
OverallManagement824 t1_j5g016d wrote
I heard it as a clown and a little boy.
KoalaKazoo t1_j5howwf wrote
Is it the boy, or the old man who will have to walk alone in that version?
zulufdokulmusyuze t1_j5hqtra wrote
and why exactly is one of them killing the other?
ProfessionalWorker38 t1_j5i7q13 wrote
take a guess..
zulufdokulmusyuze t1_j5ie23n wrote
i have absolutely no idea. and i don’t want to think about it
Disciple_of_Cthulhu t1_j5ghitt wrote
Same, and it was in r/TwoSentenceHorror.
florinandrei t1_j5ioydq wrote
According to the Mass Effect trilogy, they will still have a version of this joke even in 2185 AD. Except it's about two alien races.
Glorx t1_j5iv92n wrote
A krogan and a salarian during the rachni war.
dontbelikeyou t1_j5yia9m wrote
I first heard it that way too. I prefer the mafia version.
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