Wallfacer218 t1_j6mxix6 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 1:56 PM

"No. I use lubricant."

Timely-Cheek-7744 t1_j6n9cwl wrote on January 31, 2023 at 3:20 PM

Jimmy Carr

Wallfacer218 t1_j6nfjiw wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:00 PM

Is he the originator of that joke?

Timely-Cheek-7744 t1_j6nglls wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:06 PM

I'm not sure if it's an original of his, but he's used it a few times.

"My wife used to smoke after sex, and then we started using lubricant"

Wallfacer218 t1_j6nh0yh wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:09 PM

Cool!

human_peeler t1_j6nl2k6 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:35 PM

Gonna try to start a campfire with my penis now

NDodma01 t1_j6oaklq wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:10 PM

There was a man who was puzzled by a whistling noise he heard every time he was having sex with a woman. One day while it was happening he called a friend and held the phone close to their private parts. Do you hear that? he asked. Isn’t that really weird? His friend just snorted it off as nothing special. Just sounds like some c*nt whistling to me.