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DigNitty t1_j6k7b4b wrote

Reply to comment by CaptRackham in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196

At my last office we wore scrubs and changed into them when we got there. Some people weren’t great about knocking before entering the curtained off changing area, one woman in particular. They had some close calls and, frankly, if it had been a dude walking in on women it would have been handled more severely. But nobody ever saw anything. Until

My coworker brought a sausage thing with him once and waited in there. Thing was like 8 inches long. Sure enough, woman coworker threw open the curtain without checking and he turned around real quick while holding the big sausage thing.

“Jesus Nicole will you KNOCK?!?!”

Anyway, his whole ploy worked because she did start knocking more. And, eventually, one of my other coworkers told me in confidence “did you know Nicole walked in on Matt? Apparently, you wouldn’t think it, but he is Hung.”

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Jimbodoomface t1_j6l6yd7 wrote

What qualities does Matt have that makes him seem like he wouldn't be hung i wonder.

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passivearl t1_j6liaar wrote

He must be Asian, like me. Nobody ever assumes I'm hung, and I'm not.

I actually came to this thread to say the Matt joke is not related to OP's at all, but what a great story nonetheless

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IslayTzash t1_j6lpn70 wrote

It was a capital H in the story … maybe descended from the Hung dynasty.

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Bipedal_Warlock t1_j6lso06 wrote

Kind of fucked up she walked in on him. Saw his “dick” then told others about what it looked like.

She totally wanted to see something

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