CaptRackham
CaptRackham t1_j6i8fnz wrote
Reply to comment by JonathanTrager in My grandfather during a riot in new jersey in 1970 (on the gun) by Defiant-Passion-5129
Come on feel the noise
CaptRackham t1_j6i7zv9 wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
My father loved telling this joke, usually at dinner. Then later on making a muffled elephant noise.
CaptRackham t1_j6i6dmw wrote
Reply to comment by what-do-you-expect in A newly married couple by comcphee
I only have 4 dicks at home, but I call them family.
CaptRackham t1_iyeawls wrote
Reply to James Bond's best secret by OccasionalShitposter
Is this at the Spy museum in DC? That sack looks familiar but I can’t remember what museum I might have seen it at.
CaptRackham t1_iye9r5z wrote
Reply to comment by MonoRedFaeries in Upside-down American flag and Romanian flag. by Jakusbakus
Bloody pirates!
CaptRackham t1_iybjx69 wrote
The cost of a bad dragon takes it thoroughly out of “gag gift” territory. A cheap knob you get from Spencer’s is one thing but a three digit swirl pattern tentacle conveys a certain gravitas to the situation.
CaptRackham t1_iybhzip wrote
Reply to comment by ubercanucksfan in TIFU by sharing old memory with elder brother by B45b
What? Cum swapping is hot
CaptRackham t1_iybfb9h wrote
Reply to comment by B45b in TIFU by sharing old memory with elder brother by B45b
That’s disappointing but your post history is awesome
CaptRackham t1_iyb3y5h wrote
Reply to TIFU by sharing old memory with elder brother by B45b
Did you at least snowball with the girl first and put on a show for the guys? Asking for me
CaptRackham t1_iy4i6qq wrote
This man lived a more rich and rewarding life than I will ever hope to achieve. I hope he got to live a long life of peace.
CaptRackham t1_jeari7o wrote
Reply to comment by kyarew in Cannibal Corpse and Ace Ventura, 1994 by PajaroDeBasura
I cum blood was the basis for the Dethclok song “I ejaculate fire”