Submitted by c0dyw0dy27 t3_10kbzh6 in Jokes
coarsing_batch t1_j5tqykh wrote
Reply to comment by CHARLIE-MF-BROWN in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
My husband and I are also blind. I have prosthetic eyes, but he has real ones. One day we were really getting into sex, and things were heating up until I stuck my finger directly into the back of his eyesocket. And it was not long after we’d had the worst fight we have ever had. So it was really awkward and I spent an hour trying to reassure him that I really wasn’t actually trying to kill him. He was not happy.
Nous-erna-me t1_j5u46mj wrote
Wait, what?
boethius70 t1_j5twqto wrote
Ummmmm….
cdzhunter91 t1_j5uqx9w wrote
Just trying to help… you spelled bitch wrong in your profile name. Just looking out for you
coarsing_batch t1_j5uujx4 wrote
You are very weird, but OK.
yebutwhy t1_j5yteep wrote
You finger eye sockets… let’s not be so quick to call others weird. Like why so deep? Are you jealous of his real eyes? I’m sorry if this is all %100 true and I’m being insensitive but like I’m pretty desensitized by the internet by now, and if it is true, apparently so are you😂
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