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cookerg t1_j5ucctd wrote

I told the Mobius strip not to focus on his negative aspects - there's a whole other side to him. He started to cry.

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Embarrassed_Rise5513 t1_j5yrxg5 wrote

Actually, I find conversations with Mobius to be really tedious. I think Mobius is pretty one-sided and tends to go on and on.

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Waitsfornoone t1_j5tqiqs wrote

I saw my math teacher walking into a bar holding some graph paper.

I thought, “he's plotting something”.

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too_con t1_j5y58v8 wrote

He really had a map, he was platting something.

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lassehp t1_j5ui092 wrote

Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?

To be on the same side.

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froggojumper t1_j5wus9g wrote

I actually saw a chicken cross the road yesterday it was insane

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drowned_beliefs t1_j5x1dfj wrote

But WHY?

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harabanaz t1_j5uw9pz wrote

Why did Sisyphos cross the möbius strip?

To get to the other side.

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richmondhill712 t1_j5twts6 wrote

Would a contortionist exotic dancer whose act goes on and on be a mobius stripper?

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phollox t1_j5v1skn wrote

Bartender: it doesn't matter where you start, it would be the same. Now, tell me your side of the story

Mobius: there's is only my side....

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druu222 t1_j5vj2hq wrote

Allriiighhhht! Math humor.

Q: What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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sassy4096 t1_j5tl8tp wrote

A Klein bottle walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why so small?"

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GrumpyCatStevens t1_j5utmhk wrote

The Higgs boson walks into a cathedral. A priest stops him and says, "You can't come in here!"

The Higgs boson replies, "But without me you can't have mass."

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orionparrott t1_j5x0p3c wrote

A mobius stripper walks into a bar. Bartender: this ain’t that kind of bar.

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yeah-whateva t1_j5xl043 wrote

Yall setting the bar pretty low on the dad jokes today.

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feedmyrobot t1_j5u8d00 wrote

I walked into a bar, Ouch. I'll walk around it next time.

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muchmusic t1_j5we4kk wrote

Mobius strip: It’s just endless!

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Tiredcami t1_j5y35ms wrote

>A mobius strip walks into a bar.

"It's Mo'bin time."

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Teridus t1_j5umikp wrote

A Morbius strip-walks into a bar.

The bartender says: "Hey! You can't do that in here! Put your clothes back on!"

Morbius answered: "It's morbin' time!"

...and morbed all over those guys.

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Animustrapped t1_j5xz4x1 wrote

Barman says 'well at least you haven't lost your edge'...

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Blue_Robin_04 t1_j5z5f8g wrote

I loved the part where Mobius said "It's mobin' time" and mobed all over the place.

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jdmcnair t1_j5xs2tn wrote

Bartender replies, "Don't worry, things will turn around soon".

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ovi2wise t1_j5xt1mn wrote

A morbius strip walks into a bar Bartender: its morbin time

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Animustrapped t1_j5xyolf wrote

Now hold your horses, there's two sides to every stor- oh, no. Soz.

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