SanguineSanguis

SanguineSanguis t1_j9bwhfv wrote on February 20, 2023 at 8:10 PM

Reply to comment by Steady-Nutty in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580

I'm Scottish and I got it.

SanguineSanguis t1_j5xq2np wrote on January 26, 2023 at 7:39 AM

Reply to A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable

It's mobin time.

SanguineSanguis t1_j2dapmg wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:49 AM

Reply to comment by petethewizard in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen

They're all the same city, but it was constantly being taken over by different countries.

SanguineSanguis t1_j1legyk wrote on December 25, 2022 at 8:59 AM

Reply to comment by leftyclanks in What does Santa say when he visits good pirates? by Merlins_Owl

Idk man, if they didn't have the letter p they'd be irate.

SanguineSanguis t1_iyf07gn wrote on November 30, 2022 at 10:14 PM

Reply to Why is Mickey Mouse’s helicopter no use in Scotland? by hermit_tortoise

I have a new colleague who just moved to Scotland, can't wait to tell her this one.

SanguineSanguis t1_iudek7z wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:14 PM

Reply to comment by LaskyNub in I dont enjoy Andor, but it has nothing to do with Star Wars... by JONNYHOOG

Why don't you try conjoining some bitches.

SanguineSanguis t1_iudebp6 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:13 PM

Reply to What do you call a black guy who studies rocks? by Major_Entertainer_32

Brock

SanguineSanguis t1_itj3ed3 wrote on October 24, 2022 at 12:36 AM

Reply to comment by Heliolord in How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? by drunkguysbookclub

Just not as much as human lives.