ZaphodBeeblebrox2019
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduc42f wrote
Reply to comment by seavisionburma in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
I have to confess, though …
That’s freshly stolen off of a Star Trek BBS, lol
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduapfl wrote
Reply to comment by seavisionburma in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
There was a young lady from Venus,
whose body was shaped like a penis.
A fellow named Hunt
was shaped like a cunt,
so it all worked out fine, just between us.
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jdlj7yk wrote
Reply to comment by Harsimaja in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Nope …
They came back to first Breathalyze, then arrest her, and finally conduct a Warrentless Search!
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jdkd7ic wrote
Reply to comment by Blackswordsman8899 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
That’s what the Judge said …
As for the Cop, not to mention the Chief, they aren’t Officers anymore!
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jdk8pqx wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Hers, right on her own front stoop …
And even more importantly, he wasn’t even wearing a condom!
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jdhx88h wrote
Reply to My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Oddly enough a Cop and his Chief in my State, recently got into trouble for arresting a Woman for being Drunk in her own Home, after someone else crashed his Car into a Bush on her Property …
Steve Lehto covered it on his YouTube Channel:
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_j6jjaxm wrote
Reply to comment by waytothestriker in A newly married couple by comcphee
I don’t know …
But I might give it an i for Imaginary.
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_j6i0twl wrote
Reply to comment by waytothestriker in A newly married couple by comcphee
I have a Friend like that …
Thank G-d, he finally found a Girlfriend, BTW, what base is, “We went to Church together?”
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_j5v5n7m wrote
Reply to comment by eatabean in A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad by aconcernedvegetable
I have a better one …
Does the Dancer double in size when cut in Half?
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_j5kc23c wrote
Reply to comment by Chonky_Cats_Lover in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I ain’t your amigo, compadre
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduecli wrote
Reply to comment by seavisionburma in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
I’ve written a few myself,
But they’re never quite as Delft.
I try to write poetry,
But it turns into pottery.
As a misrhyme falls off the shelf.