BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g68pe wrote on January 30, 2023 at 2:25 AM

Reply to comment by nIBLIB in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood

Because 20 + 20 = 40.

nIBLIB t1_j6ghd8k wrote on January 30, 2023 at 3:40 AM

Drunk puked on himself. Guy said ‘you got $20 here’s the plan’. Drunk shit himself on the way home and improved the second $20. So the drunk had $40. But guy isn’t psychic. He just gave him the $20 plan and so that’s all he asked about.

LASER_Dude_PEW t1_j6g863b wrote on January 30, 2023 at 2:37 AM

Is this one of the "woosh" things?

BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g8ds6 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 2:38 AM

If he was asking the guy if he had $20 and not giving him any more money, where did the other $20 come from?

-margiela- t1_j6g90o9 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM

Poe’s Law in full effect here

BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g95t9 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 2:43 AM

Cole's Law in full effect on my burger

LASER_Dude_PEW t1_j6g8vkb wrote on January 30, 2023 at 2:41 AM

The other guy asked, "do you have $20?" and then told him what to do. So he used his own $20 (actually $40) to convince his wife that another dude puked on him (and also pooped in his pants). Maybe he swung by an ATM or something.