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SnarfbObo t1_ja5w8mt wrote

a cheap perfunctory gift rife with barely edible excuses and the good bits are fleeting at best. What you're left with is a bunch of rubbish in a box to be carelessly discarded.

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marykatieonline t1_ja5xqxd wrote

Smooth CSM reference! You actually made my day, thank you!

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SnarfbObo t1_ja6p54k wrote

It's a bit off, I can't believe someone got it, that made my day too :-) Bless you for telling me

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marykatieonline t1_ja75wwy wrote

Unfortunately it was 9PM when I read it, so not much left in the day…. Your reply makes it stretch into the week, Have a good week!

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SnarfbObo t1_ja7whlh wrote

Life is like a box of chocolates, a cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for, unreturnable because all you ever get back for it is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down until there's nothing else left to eat. Sure once in awhile there's a peanut butter cup, english toffee but they're gone too fast and the tastes fleeting. You end with broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrapping.

You deserve it proper like

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marykatieonline t1_ja82bxs wrote

If I could put gifs in here, I’d put the scene from Step Brothers where they finally compare notes on what they like and Will Ferrell (I think) says “Did we just become best friends?!”

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