Your cat would like it

part of a scam DIY Pollack kit

Can't even drink shine like self respecting bumpkins

I don't have problems but a smoke does give me the urge if its been a bit

they posted it to 21 subreddits, and I agree with your assessment

The right thing to do in the situation, he knew he wasn't gettin any

I started the practice of waiting with comic books and it's carried over to some shows and books as well. For me it's the rule but there's always exceptions

Life is like a box of chocolates, a cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for, unreturnable because all you ever get back for it is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down until there's nothing else left to eat. Sure once in awhile there's a peanut butter cup, english toffee but they're gone too fast and the tastes fleeting. You end with broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrapping.

You deserve it proper like

It's a bit off, I can't believe someone got it, that made my day too :-) Bless you for telling me

a cheap perfunctory gift rife with barely edible excuses and the good bits are fleeting at best. What you're left with is a bunch of rubbish in a box to be carelessly discarded.

it's an awful "joke," but teens being smart is not a good generalization

Well crikey!

what a prolapsed anus

on second thought i'm not going to give you the real punchline to that joke

im disappointed at the lack of effort, it isn't even offensive

what's black and white and red all over?

beter, eh?

sure bud

I hope that boy was you

found the 12 year old lying about his age to be on social media

First of all, your joke is at best suitable for 8th grade. It is tired rehashed material and it wasn't offensive the first time it was uttered.

Second, you make little to no sense. You should crawl back up your mother and finish developing but tell he to knock off the moonshine and pcp this time.

Third, is that all you've got? One punch line? Waste of a fuckin load you are

if you care, proofread

Darvaza gas crater

Not many are actually worthy of their place here but this one sure as shit is.

Saying "Ducking" encourages autocorrect to "duck" with you, it tells it you miss it. Why don't you give that a break for a few weeks and see if the situation improves.

It's my book and there are others, why not?

You gonna finish?