Three men are sitting in a waiting room in a hospital. Their wives were having a baby.

The doctor goes to the first man and says: "Congratulations you have twins!"

"That's funny, because I work at Double Fudge ice cream shop!" replies the man.

The doctor goes to the second man and says: "Congratulations! You have triplets!"

"That's funny, because I work at Three Kings Inn!" Replies the second man.

The third man was sweating, and flipping out. The two other men ask: "What's wrong?" And the man replies: "I work at 7-Eleven"

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Epic-Dude000 t1_jacn1kf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:05 PM

So it may be 7 to 11 babies

Grantley34 t1_jacp9yc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:22 PM

Or 711

Benjii_44 t1_jacpvn6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:26 PM

Or -4

Skydude252 t1_jacu10l wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:56 PM

So one baby who kills the triplets and the twins from the other two?

amblongus t1_jad3clo wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:58 PM

Or, tragically, 7/11 of a baby.

fantomas_ t1_jadyisy wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:16 PM

But 7/11 was a national tragedy.

mab0390 t1_jadq55h wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:24 PM

Or 1,977,326,743 babies (7^11, that is).

Dragontamer7777777 t1_jaedqnm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:54 PM

Adding almost 25% more people to the world population

YoloSwag3368 t1_jaclrn2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:55 PM

Man I love reposts

beau_loop t1_jadmluu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:01 PM

You heard this one hey?

YoloSwag3368 t1_jaeslfy wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:31 PM

It was all over YouTube shorts for like a day

OpinionOK_IgnorantNo t1_jaco65v wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:13 PM

yeah but is it 7 babies or 11 babies too much suspense, pass

anita1louise t1_jaen0t8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:53 PM

It’s the suspense that was upsetting the third daddy to day.

Improv13 t1_jae7c1a wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:12 PM

This is an old but good joke. Works better with real businesses like Doubleday Publishing, Triple A, and definitely works best when the last guy starts to leave and says “I’m getting out of here I work for Century 21.”

rock0077 t1_jae1fbn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:35 PM

Glad he didn't works at 24/7

GrumpyCatStevens t1_jaehv4b wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:20 PM

Could be worse. He could be working for 24 Hour Fitness.

rickyg_79 t1_jaer4og wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:21 PM

Triples makes it safe, triples is best