Grantley34
Grantley34 t1_jed6nlp wrote
r/unexpectedpawnee
Grantley34 t1_jeb0xmr wrote
No other food floats on water at some point in its lifetime than cranberries
Grantley34 t1_je9zwrf wrote
Reply to What's one of your favorite appearances on songs from other artists that aren't listed on the title track? by Quick-kick95
Corey Taylor doing the whistling for Secret Door by Avatar. Not that it's anything amazing (I mean, the guy can whistle, but like, so can a lot of people), I just find it hilarious that he, of all people, was the one to do it. No vocals, just whistling.
Grantley34 t1_jdvfidm wrote
Reply to A 4 door corvette by QuantityExpert4349
Coooorvette
Grantley34 t1_jdrl1f4 wrote
Reply to comment by Xenomorphian69420 in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Mic check one, two... one, two
Grantley34 t1_jd6ym0u wrote
Have you tried resetting the loop? Try to find a crazy doctor who'll stop your heart for a minute or two and then resuscitate you to see if it fixes the issue.
Grantley34 t1_jcko9a6 wrote
They're not called Massholes for nothin!
Grantley34 t1_jcjp207 wrote
Reply to comment by theservman in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
If he had specified a different kind of liquor, sure, but he didn't, so the genie will give him exactly the same bottle with exactly the same contents
Grantley34 t1_jcjcbpx wrote
Reply to comment by superkoning in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Well, if he doesn't need two, he sure as hell doesn't need 3!
Grantley34 t1_jcj38cd wrote
Reply to comment by JBluehawk21 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
But why does he need two of them?
Grantley34 t1_jbz4g1s wrote
Reply to comment by versenwald3 in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
I was waiting for him to puke out of anxiety and cause a galactic crisis
Grantley34 t1_jacp9yc wrote
Reply to comment by Epic-Dude000 in Babies by gary6043
Or 711
Grantley34 t1_ja85aya wrote
Reply to comment by TheFuckMuppet in A very pretty bird with her rock friends by RonSwazy
Yup, definitely saw flesh/meat there and not rocks.
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Reply to comment by fanonimus99 in [WP] The knight who saved the princess was a 40 year old man with a wife and kids. He doesn't want her hand he just thinks teenage girls shouldn't be held captive in towers in the middle of nowhere. by Gregamonster
This man would do well with a Genie's lamp I imagine
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Reply to comment by EndorDerDragonKing in [WP] The knight who saved the princess was a 40 year old man with a wife and kids. He doesn't want her hand he just thinks teenage girls shouldn't be held captive in towers in the middle of nowhere. by Gregamonster
Pedro + small person who needs taken care of = blockbuster hit
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Reply to Your standard female fishing outfit in 1901. by factotum4stu
When you go fishing noon but have to investigate sightings of a witch at 1:30