Submitted by Response-Cheap t3_11ck67i in Jokes
Nonner_Party t1_ja4mqe8 wrote
I hate to party poop, but grams are units of mass not weight. So even in weightless freefall, you still have mass.
Edit: hence the classic "gravity is mass-produced" joke that's already been posted here in the comments.
Response-Cheap OP t1_ja4ysqk wrote
Wellp. She ain't the prettiest joke, but she'll get ya there..
Milnoc t1_ja61q95 wrote
I challenge! I would state that if you had zero mass, you would also have zero weight in any gravity field. The joke is valid!
flamingdonkey t1_ja6ekcf wrote
If you have zero mass, then you do have zero weight, but the converse is not true. You could have no weight because the net forces of gravity acting on you all equal zero and in that case you could still have mass.
TraditionalForm3963 t1_ja4poby wrote
That was heavy
Ewetootwo t1_ja5egpv wrote
So you’re saying even though my ‘gram’other is massive she weighs nothing. Now that’s a lady that can chow down on those chocolates.
1000Years0fDeath t1_ja6hazc wrote
But if op has no mass then they also have no weight, so the joke still works
flamingdonkey t1_ja6co3j wrote
Weight is determined by multiplying mass by gravity. So if mass is 0, weight must also always be 0. The converse isn't necessarily true, though, because you could be weightless, but still have mass as long as gravity is 0. But actually, this is technically impossible, since the gravitational force is diminished over distance but still never reaches exactly 0. However the 0 may not mean an absence of gravitational forces, but the net force of all of them being 0. This too seems only possible in theory, though. So if something is truly weghtless in nature, the mass must be 0. But this isn't about nature; the joke refers to a dream where the laws of physics don't really apply anyway. And the word "weightless" usually refers to gravity not being able to be felt, not actually a force of 0. So in conclusion, I ruined the joke.
btimmins42 t1_ja7zji0 wrote
Let's talk about the location of James Webb in the context of zero gravity
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