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Buddy2269 t1_j9vt8f6 wrote

Here is a better version.

Husband says to his wife.

Husband: If I died would you date another man?

Wife: Of course I would.

Husband: Would you let him move in to our house?

Wife: Of course I would.

Husband: Would you let him sleep in our bed?

Wife: Of course I would.

Husband: Would you let him use my Golf Clubs?

Wife: Definitely not.

Husband: Is that because they are personal to me?

Wife: No of course not, he is left handed...

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Swordidaffair t1_j9xvlrl wrote

r/itsthesamejoke

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Buddy2269 t1_j9xwng7 wrote

I submitted this (Better) version 2 months ago.

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Swordidaffair t1_j9xxe2q wrote

Sure, that's cool and all, but my point was you didn't have to post the same joke again, they're the same cookie cutter street joke with different wording, pump the brakes there, chief.

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RaiseOutside8472 t1_j9yph3h wrote

drink the milk out of my fridge. no. good good you know i hate when people do that.

smoke my cigarettes no. great . you sure are a keeper.

use my golf clubs. no but can you stop it now he is a left handed vegan non smoker and he wouldnt drive your car as well he dont like small cars.

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