Submitted by Henri_Dupont t3_11djak9 in Jokes
trucorsair t1_ja9dgpf wrote
Actually the next Russian election is Sunday, 17 March, 2024. Don't a worry, he's already won.
SillyFlyGuy t1_ja9qsuh wrote
Russian elections are on St Patrick's Day?
cuevobat t1_jaatvj0 wrote
Maybe St. Patrick can drive the snake out of Russia?
trucorsair t1_jaab7ft wrote
Why not drinking helps in Russia
Abal125 t1_jaa50ud wrote
More like St. Putin Day, to Putin, by Putin.
OldAd3946 t1_jab247y wrote
For putin
littleb242 t1_jacljgs wrote
It should be on April fools day
ExplorerTotal8449 t1_jaboj1a wrote
Well it's putins day
EternallyImature t1_jacdzld wrote
Someone needs to meme Putin in a leprechaun outfit.
PiisAWheeL t1_jadmnb2 wrote
You have to be em waisted to accept the results without going to a gulag?
coloa t1_ja9wkn8 wrote
And the one after that.
trucorsair t1_jaaaz5g wrote
He’ll rule from the lower depths as well
thetomahawk42 t1_jaa2iet wrote
If he's still alive...
trucorsair t1_jaaateg wrote
Ah a person of hope I see
Eluinight t1_jabaskr wrote
“Don’t a worry” sounds mighty Italian to be Russian.
trucorsair t1_jacm0me wrote
He’s everywhere
Jassida t1_jabvfwa wrote
It’s a me, Mario
Yautja93 t1_ja9ykss wrote
Damn, that looks like Brazilian elections!
ParkingImportance487 t1_jaa8h3l wrote
Didn’t work for Dilma or Bolsonaro but not without trying
Yautja93 t1_jaai5fu wrote
Well he tried to murder Bolsonaro but failed, first time ever xd
Dilma was driving the country to a hell hole and affected some wealthy people that managed to buy the politicians in the power at the time to Impeach her, basically, imagine everything that was gained in 12 years, destroyed in 4 years because of her bad management
Hickory137 t1_jaaqq8v wrote
And then Brandon told her, "Hold my beer."
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jab5rlc wrote
Yes, it’s hard to hold a beer while driving in a race. It’s a good thing Biden is president in America now so we don’t have to suffer under Trump’s mis-management anymore.
Hickory137 t1_jab7d43 wrote
Thank you for continuing the tradition of putting the real joke in the comments.
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K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jabqo5i wrote
Welcome.
Ok-Diamond-9781 t1_jacciqj wrote
"Hey, I've seen this one before."
Yautja93 t1_jacj749 wrote
Yup, Putin vibes hahaha
stanlana12345 t1_jaa1g3i wrote
Wdym?
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IrishTerminator t1_jacamar wrote
Happy St. Puti.....nah I can't type that even as a joke
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AppropriateWorker8 t1_jae40nv wrote
Fixed date and fixed results elections.
goon_platoon_72 t1_jad8aad wrote
Mario?
trucorsair t1_jadeqnk wrote
Honestly?, big fingers, small screen, amusing typo...success!
Monkeyarm0913 t1_jaai0uo wrote
Could have just left it a joke but you’re one of ‘those’ people, sadly
trucorsair t1_jaaizsq wrote
A thirty three day old account with double digit negative karma lecturing me about being “one of those kind of people”….well yes I am happily different from YOU.
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