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crash866 t1_j9ii803 wrote on February 22, 2023 at 5:15 AM

I named my dog ‘5 miles’ just so I can say I walk 5 miles three times every day.

Useful_Efficiency645 t1_j9jdvsn wrote on February 22, 2023 at 11:52 AM

I ran over 5 miles today

Yankee_47 t1_j9jfhcs wrote on February 22, 2023 at 12:09 PM

Bruh

ballrus_walsack t1_j9mgd6r wrote on February 23, 2023 at 12:51 AM

Brah

[deleted] t1_j9jixmz wrote on February 22, 2023 at 12:44 PM

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Hot_Ratio_8439 t1_j9kppy2 wrote on February 22, 2023 at 6:10 PM

Legend

GoatWarlock t1_j9j4f3i wrote on February 22, 2023 at 9:51 AM

My neighbor named his dog “grandpa” so whenever he left the house he’d tell people he left his kids with grandpa.

indykarter t1_j9jr0sk wrote on February 22, 2023 at 1:52 PM

I named my dog Shot. Love the looks when we are at the park and I am repeatedly yelling "Come Shot".

Capt_Den t1_j9mzx92 wrote on February 23, 2023 at 3:15 AM

😁.. I didn't see that coming

Viv3210 t1_j9lqdew wrote on February 22, 2023 at 9:53 PM

I called my turtle “the speed of light” just so I can say I run faster than the speed of light

notowa t1_j9k2s39 wrote on February 22, 2023 at 3:45 PM

I ran over 5 miles today

crash866 t1_j9l4z1j wrote on February 22, 2023 at 7:43 PM

/r/angryupvote