Submitted by Firewing435 t3_118o70e in Jokes
I called him up I said "Doc im 70 miles from my house"
-Rodney Dangerfield
Submitted by Firewing435 t3_118o70e in Jokes
I called him up I said "Doc im 70 miles from my house"
-Rodney Dangerfield
I ran over 5 miles today
Bruh
Brah
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Legend
My neighbor named his dog “grandpa” so whenever he left the house he’d tell people he left his kids with grandpa.
I named my dog Shot. Love the looks when we are at the park and I am repeatedly yelling "Come Shot".
😁.. I didn't see that coming
I called my turtle “the speed of light” just so I can say I run faster than the speed of light
I ran over 5 miles today
/r/angryupvote
That's kind of a short version of his joke.
I am shitty at jokes so I won't try to flesh it out.
You could just walk us through it...
5 miles a day for 2 weeks to be exact
Can you please spell check before you submit?
It’s a quote. That’s how it was said.
Probably not the “in” instead of “I’m” part
Your a tool
Tool.
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It's funny as it is...
Just watch people trying to get it.
Should it be "Doc I'm 70 miles from my house"?
Wrong. Comma after doc😂
Meh. Dont really care for Proper Punctuation.
That's not punctuation. That's an entirely different word that makes no sense.
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N and M are totally different letters here on earth.
🤦 somebody could have pointed that out from the fucking start. I dont always notice my typos
Wait, now you want us to point out your typos? Pick a lane.
I thought they were complaining about me saying Dont instead of Don't. I didnt realize i typed in by mistake instead of im
So punctuation errors are off limits but spelling suggestions are welcome? Forgive me, I’m just getting up to speed.
Its commonplace for me to not use Apostrophes but as in Typing on a cellphone screen typos Happen alot but i dont always catch every single one such as in when its supposed to be in
Fascinating.
<----Blonde. That should be a perfect explanation for everything
That arrow is pointing at my hand. Very rude.
So your hand is Blonde? Thats the perfect joke set up
I think you’ve had enough jokes for one day.
I was trying to tell you dude.
My lizard brain punches me in the face when I see the wrong word and I just can't let it go. Sorry.
That should've been the Very First comment
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Yay.. keep drinking oxygen..
Go Huff Helium
Ought to whisper that softly to me again
Respect.
Why is everyone giving firewing such a hard time over a typo 🤔.
Because they’re so much better
Im thinking I like this joke
Look up Rodney Dangerfield, hes HILARIOUS
I know I’m trolling the spelling Nazi.
I told my doctor it hurts when I touch my leg, it hurts when I touch my arm, it hurts when I touch my face. What could it be, I ask.
Hmm. She says. You've got a broken finger.
This made boomers poop their pants with laughter
Hey now!
This is twice as funny as when it was posted a few days ago with a week and 35 miles.
This is the Original Joke
crash866 t1_j9ii803 wrote
I named my dog ‘5 miles’ just so I can say I walk 5 miles three times every day.