Submitted by bitofarambler t3_ydghpv in LifeProTips
My girlfriend showed me this one day and long story short, now she's my wife.
Submitted by bitofarambler t3_ydghpv in LifeProTips
My girlfriend showed me this one day and long story short, now she's my wife.
Do you mean you can't open the banana from the bottom?
Or that there are still strings attached after you peel the banana from the bottom?
B.
But option A would make sense too.
Dang, you are the first person this hasn't worked for. And I have told everybody I know at this point, haha.
The "bottom" is the part with the small brown patch, no stem. If you peel from that part, all of the strings stay attached to the peel when you peel it off.
If that doesn't work, best of luck in your cursed blursed life.
Ha. Maybe I’ll give it another try. I just tried it 3 weeks ago after remembering this ‘trick’
And thanks for clarifying which end is the bottom. :P
Haha. Do it! And best of luck
I’m the 2nd person it doesn’t work for. I still had strings when peeling from the bottom
If you think about it, the part you call the bottom is actually the top of the fruit. The side with the stem is the side attached to the plant, and as such, represents the bottom of the banana. We've just been looking at bananas wrong our entire lives.
Yup, tops all over
It also gets rid of satans anus at the end
Thumbs up Satan's anus
Does it? Last I tried opening from that side it just felt like I left the anus at the start, which was not an improvement.
A no strings attached banana?
What's the catch??
The banana doesn't digest and comes out in full size.
whats so bad about the strings though
They're bitter and just make the fruit experience a bit messier.
Proud of you for standing up for banana strings though, that hill you're dying on is not crowded.
😂😅
as a person that eats bananas even when they already are brown and very soft slime like even, I also like to defend my friends the strings. Thanks for aknowledging the strings. They are an essential part of the banana and very underappreciated.
I doubt you are using the word "essential" correctly, but I am glad that our friend now has your support.
essential contains the word "essen" which is german for eat. So i think it fits xD.
"They are an eattial part of the banana partly in German...". I recline corrected. This makes perfect sense.
Just rip in half by pulling from both ends
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I never looked back when I learned this tip.
I'll still accidentally open a banana from the top sometimes, and then I get frustrated at myself haha
Takes practice.
Dedication. Commitment. Rocky knew.
To do this you have to bite the end. Do you wash your banana?
Squeeze the end between 2 fingers and it will split, grab each side and peel. How to video
No biting required!
I don't generally wash fruit with peels so no washing the banana first. It's pretty easy to make a notch with a thumbnail or a knife or really anything, But usually you can just peel back that little brown patch and it'll catch on to the peel behind it.
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The downside is you become one of those annoying people that brings it up every time a banana is in sight
It's okay, you just slowly sprinkle it into conversations over about 5 years, because it's an obscure enough fact that every time you bring it up spread out and in a new group, people are like. Oh yeah cool I should try that, and it has always worked 100% of the time in my real life. So it's 100% satisfying every time.
I feel like pinching the top of the banana works best. I know I have had issues when the bottom/stem part bends but usually the top of the bananas are super easy without a fault.
Really depends on which way up you hold it though.
You gotta lick the banana peel after though... It's the full experience 😂
thats how monkeys do it
Lost secrets
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LPT The strings are very nutritionally dense. You should eat them, for you are a grownup.
Nah. I'll get those vitamins from tasty things.
Just eat the strings, you wussies!
No point if I don't have to.
I thought this is nice and i should try it but then i remembered i am someone who even licks off the white portion of banana skin.
For the tingle? Hey, we need a breadth of players on this world stage, so good for your banana-licking ways.
Why not do it the normal way and cut them directly in slices. The skin lets you hold the slices without dirtying your finger and its perfect with the mustard
I was not brought up in this obscure tradition. Best of bananas to you though.
mustard? what kind of banana dish are you making?
Mustard banana slices obviously
create360 t1_its0fy5 wrote
I’ve tried this with no luck.