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schichtleiter OP t1_j1qix95 wrote
Nice one, but he'll unban you once he switches from his daytime to his nighttime meds.
UnadvertisedAndroid t1_j1qnq98 wrote
This is one of those 'funny because true' moments
tbrugman t1_j1ts5j7 wrote
I think I need some time to let this sink in.
jdj1563 t1_j1qnaip wrote
I was banned because I said a nazi should be gassed
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Sad-Ad-6147 t1_j1rt0u1 wrote
How about the following:
I dropped a huge Elon in the toilet today. It Musk'ed pretty bad!
10EtherealLane t1_j1qj09g wrote
Only works if you catch him on the right day though so it’s a bit of a tossup
DrewsWoodWeldWorks t1_j1qsq9z wrote
Another way is to exercise some self control.
schichtleiter OP t1_j1qv6t9 wrote
seems pretty complicated
singlejeff t1_j1qw1yn wrote
Ah, but applicable to so many more things in life.
jealousrock t1_j1r3zn9 wrote
I go with step 1 to 3 and 5, but I'd leave out 4. If you delete your account, your handle might be re-used and someone else can do whatever they want with what was your name.
Kimmm711 t1_j1qm2gq wrote
So glad to have never joined that cesspool of idiocy. Especially now with its new figurehead!
UnadvertisedAndroid t1_j1qnua7 wrote
There's entertainment to be had, and also if you're with T-Mobile for cellphone service it's the only way to get decent CS.
MycologistPutrid7494 t1_j1raoq8 wrote
I have T-Mobile and no Twitter. I have great cell service. I don't see the connection.
loginorregister9 t1_j1rgnij wrote
Maybe Twitter could help you with that connection
UnadvertisedAndroid t1_j1txb1d wrote
You can have great cell service without any CS at all until something goes wrong and you want to speak to someone about it. That's where/when CS comes in. ToE (Team of Experts, what T-Mobile calls their CS in the US) are ok and get things done, but they can't match what T-Force on Twitter can do.
travisamos80 t1_j1rixwv wrote
Whatever you do with this account, you can always create a new one, so changing the password, etc. probably won't work.
Aetheldrake t1_j1rxuyr wrote
Easy. Don't have one.
xman747x t1_j1qm71e wrote
seems pretty complicated
Karnezar t1_j1svys4 wrote
Just get yourself permabanned.
ElJamoquio t1_j1t4ono wrote
Musk will still count you as an active user.
Any_Coyote6662 t1_j1t3y1q wrote
or just make anti-trump statements to trumpets and they will fake report you for violating twitter terms of service and you will be banned from twitter. then use the option to protest the ban. it takes at least a year before anyone gets around to looking at your protest. by then you will hopefully see it for what it is.
PracticalApartment99 t1_j1ti6l7 wrote
Or, stay with me here…delete your account and don’t go back!
Superunknown-- t1_j1rgsdd wrote
Or just call Elon Musk an idiot
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jollonuts t1_j1uol6r wrote
Just say pedophilia is bad and that'll do it.
Perfect_Ability_1190 t1_j1qirew wrote
Another fun way, but less effective is to talk shit about Elon and get your account perma banned.