Submitted by critical_courtney t3_zq7lpu in Maine
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MegatonDeathclaws t1_j0ynn94 wrote
Bro I laughed out loud at that lol
Tarankhoes t1_j0wqlx9 wrote
Weirdly specific memes are my favorite form of humor.
critical_courtney OP t1_j0wwipy wrote
In this instance, I am happy I could oblige you.
Tarankhoes t1_j0wwkj2 wrote
Thank you, thank you.
GottaUseFakeNames t1_j0xbgg9 wrote
that guy was so funny. he clearly had a “every ski movie from the 80’s” idea in his head. Powder and babes, man!
poor guy is gonna end up skiing a sheet of ice for 2 days and hanging out in a hut tub with one annoying local chick and the 5 dudes she brought with her to party who are all going to over stay their welcome while his friends drink beers in the living room. but, party on.
Ferfuxache t1_j0z2lhb wrote
That guy can kiss my ass. Not on zat side or zat side but right up ze middle
critical_courtney OP t1_j0wogdx wrote
Thread in question.
Bandana-mal t1_j0wvl2l wrote
Lol the OP there is giving some “how do you do fellow kids” vibes.
Sup peeps! Me and the gang are looking for some fresh pow followed by titty and tang, any reccos?
LeoIsRude t1_j0y6ba7 wrote
His replies are even worse.
He ended up telling a woman in the comments, "You definitely have c-section scars."
Straight-up douchebag wearing a funny hat.
DidDunMegasploded t1_j0ydo5m wrote
And he wonders why we're so hostile, lol
bugdude666 t1_j0zfnt7 wrote
That fuckin killed me. Like is that supposed to be an insult? The fuck?
Terriblemanicure t1_j0y6y8b wrote
I’m getting real straight out of ROTC or basic 22 year old marriage machismo vibes
Bandana-mal t1_j0yqfrz wrote
Lol standing at parade rest in line at Dunks
meowmix778 t1_j0xg1ue wrote
Probably a socially awkward like 20 year old or a government deep fake.
Could go either way.
Antnee83 t1_j0x4idp wrote
Goddamn it, how did I miss that one
Leviosahhh t1_j0ygwmu wrote
That was fantastic. Bravo. Thanks for sharing that gem.
OutofShapePerson t1_j0yralu wrote
Who talks like that? And I wonder if his fiancé knows/approves of his plans?
WalkerBRiley t1_j0z8lpg wrote
She either 100% has no idea or 100% is an abuse victim.
Low-Head-1493 t1_j0ywovg wrote
geneticswag t1_j0z05we wrote
how in the world did you embed a gif in thread
Mikhos t1_j0z2jyo wrote
Low-Head-1493 t1_j1148x4 wrote
Ha! Well, if you are using Reddit from the app on your phone it’s just there on the righthand side of “add a comment” and once you start typing it’s an option directly below the text. No clue what it’s like on a computer browser.
geneticswag t1_j114hiq wrote
I use the old reddit extension, so on desktop I probably don't have the option because I browse like its still 2011. Maybe Apollo has the option.
loveandllamas t1_j0xj2fm wrote
Thank you!
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DidDunMegasploded t1_j0x837x wrote
"Why's everyone so hostile?!"
My guy, do you read the shit you post? Lmfao.
BurningPage t1_j0wx7zs wrote
There is a strippy about an hour East of Sunday River— I don’t know what part of Maine y’all are in but that’s not considered terribly far around here.
undertow521 t1_j0x22il wrote
The Jay Ballet?
sexquipoop69 t1_j0x28kq wrote
Stepping Out now called Hour Place I think
Afoolsjourney t1_j0x6wvs wrote
In other words, yes the Jay Ballet.
It’s like when the Chinese restaurant changes it’s name. We don’t care, it always been and always will be the Chinah Dinah.
MegatonDeathclaws t1_j0ynoe2 wrote
The Jay Cabaret?
Cockroach-Jones t1_j0xcsqs wrote
Not sure if it’s a common phrase (I’m from away) but when I lived there I was told that an hour’s drive was a “Maine mile”
metametamind t1_j0xid61 wrote
Yeah but it’s 55 year old trucker meth stripper it’s not really the same thing
WalkerBRiley t1_j0z8pp2 wrote
For us it's not that far. For Cap'n ObviousNotFromAroundHere that's a day's travel.
Runnah5555 t1_j0wy9mz wrote
Maybe they could strip over zoom?
The_Crystal_Thestral t1_j0x51vh wrote
OFs but more expensive lol
Sbatio t1_j0xk56i wrote
This is my favorite r/Maine post of all time
spatzelface t1_j0wut0j wrote
SHITAYE !
who knows what that used to mean?
Seriously, just hire couple of strippers already.
Pokedude1110 t1_j0xahmv wrote
There's strip clubs in Maine?!
WorldlinessFlimsy489 t1_j0xcqxu wrote
You haven’t heard? It’s what the LLBean models do in their off season
jagger2096 t1_j0xfigr wrote
True story, we hired them for a friend's arbor day party, 6 of them showed up in the boot car!
QuirkyLetter3215 t1_j0ye1b0 wrote
When you put too much wood in the stove.
Ebomb1 t1_j13loa2 wrote
First I remove my flannel. Then I remove my second flannel
meowmix778 t1_j0xg7bc wrote
I think PTs or whatever the fuck it's called now is legally a strip club. But your results may vary from what I've heard.
schilling207 t1_j0xkpr4 wrote
It’s Ricks Cabaret now. Put some respek on the name.
meowmix778 t1_j0xqwj9 wrote
Of course. How could I be so foolish.
Existing_Bat1939 t1_j0zin8g wrote
What, are the dancers not taking their tops off now? I know Portland doesn't allow bottomless.
meowmix778 t1_j0zvnvx wrote
I've never been to a strip club because the whole thing seems strange to me but I'm pretty confident most places don't let them go bottomless. That's like a pretty universal thing, yeah?
Existing_Bat1939 t1_j0zxy5x wrote
Full nudity is actually legal in Maine unless there's a local ordinance against it. The closest place I'm aware of that features it, though, is the Golden Banana in Saugus, Mass.
chiarascura88 t1_j0ys3yf wrote
PTs always sounded like a car dealership to me.
OmniMegaGiraffe t1_j0wz7k6 wrote
When I was a kid I heard tales of a place called La Casa..it was never clear where that was. The only other strip joint I know of is Diamonds...and I wouldn't go there either
wadeboogs t1_j0x14zn wrote
Mi Casa was in Millinocket and recently was turned into a firearms range after the old motel was purchased
sexquipoop69 t1_j0x2fv3 wrote
It was called La Casa, La Casa de Fiesta to start with, then shortened in the 90s. Technically it was in Dolby between Millinocket and East Millinocket
BigRedBuddhaMan t1_j0ylc9r wrote
It's a gun range now? I'm intrigued.
wadeboogs t1_j0zkqnz wrote
I don't know much about it. I took the NRA SRO course and one of the attendees was the owner, I think it's relatively new. But hey, indoor range.
sm1ttysm1t t1_j0x9xrl wrote
Send him to the North Jay Ballet. Seems his speed.
chiarascura88 t1_j0yso0q wrote
Is that “guy who just bought a boat?”
But in all seriousness, it’s a troll. There’s no way that guy is actually from away… he knew that peanut butter and fluff belong together.
justnocrazymaker t1_j0yz1vi wrote
Even those savages down in MA know that though
Cartoonlad t1_j0ytk7q wrote
>Is that “guy who just bought a boat?”
Omg. I read everything that dudebro wrote in his voice.
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oddesttable t1_j0xi2nx wrote
Anybody else feel bad for the fiance? I now wonder if they oked Maine because they knew there wasn't any strip clubs in the state.
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Slmmnslmn t1_j0yfq9k wrote
I went to the topless doughnut shop once. Then someone burned it down.
LittleBribird422 t1_j0ysjh5 wrote
The c section comments were so cringe
ShovelPaladin77 t1_j0xtkir wrote
The Way Life Should Be
Ok_Olive9438 t1_j0zohm3 wrote
Wait until they find out that when its really cold, Maine strippers only bare themselves down to their long underwear.
Doc_coletti t1_j0yqmta wrote
Dude better be careful what he says about banjos
birdfriend206 t1_j0yzxq9 wrote
Banjos sound cool tbh
Doc_coletti t1_j10z4km wrote
Damn straight
MisterMan-Maine t1_j0ztyt7 wrote
I like how nobody mentions that the dude is a Masshole and that you can figure that out just from his post history
pab_guy t1_j0zc3tj wrote
This was the perfect opportunity to use the ski instructor meme:
jlena429 t1_j0zwvzp wrote
That entire thread is gold and I'm laughing hysterically. You all made me so proud with that one. I bet you anything he is reevaluating his trip and thinks we are all a bunch of meanies now. Good stay away dude bro. This sub did maine right. Don't need more out of state assholes here.
leroydudley t1_j0xiqpl wrote
stratton hotel used to have girls come in from away to strip
MSCOTTGARAND t1_j0yt24c wrote
Just go to steppin' out in Jay for a quality strip club experience.
bugdude666 t1_j0zg2dh wrote
Anyone else remember the Zumba prostitute? Maybe she’s still available for this fine gentleman.
markleighton75 t1_j0ydblm wrote
Lol private bachelor partiies have them
gamertag0311 t1_j0wtwhc wrote
C'mon guys, he wasn't specifically looking for strip clubs, just a place where the boys could let their hair down, maybe murder a hooker or two, burn down a locals house cuz they splashed slush on his Lexus, yuh know