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howieinchicago OP t1_j4jdjuq wrote

Reply to comment by -Hedonism_Bot- in Question about Maine houses from someone from away by howieinchicago

Interesting. Next time I’m up I’ll buy you an Allen’s.

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IamSauerKraut t1_j4jr44e wrote

Go with the Moxie. Deliver it to the front door.

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-Hedonism_Bot- t1_j4k5wga wrote

What kind of horrible monster are you? The front door???

Seriously though, I forgot bottle drives. The kids always knock on the front door for bottle drives. What a pain. Gotta move a laz-z-boy, trip over the dog, get the draft stop and pull that sticky door open just to tell them to come 'round back. Like cmon kids, you know better.

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IamSauerKraut t1_j4lajcq wrote

As a kid, I did not know better. Same with all the Boy Scout sales. Indeed, we were told to knock on the front door because folks were more likely to buy. Never understood why but maybe all that furniture moving...

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runner64 t1_j4mcb5r wrote

UPS left a package on our front door and we just assumed porch pirates for three days until glimpsing it by accident.

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KezarLake t1_j4juz3e wrote

Nah, stay with the side door where you’ll see it.

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