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-Hedonism_Bot- t1_j4jdbo1 wrote

We use the side door bub. It's right next to the driveway. Path of least resistance. Front door is only for EMS and trick-or-treaters. No path needed, for that light workout the grass is fine. Ayuh

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kathryn13 t1_j4ji1qn wrote

This answer cracked me up. I read it in the voice of a bunch of my relatives. These are pretty much the exact words they would use. Well done.

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howieinchicago OP t1_j4jdjuq wrote

Interesting. Next time I’m up I’ll buy you an Allen’s.

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IamSauerKraut t1_j4jr44e wrote

Go with the Moxie. Deliver it to the front door.

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-Hedonism_Bot- t1_j4k5wga wrote

What kind of horrible monster are you? The front door???

Seriously though, I forgot bottle drives. The kids always knock on the front door for bottle drives. What a pain. Gotta move a laz-z-boy, trip over the dog, get the draft stop and pull that sticky door open just to tell them to come 'round back. Like cmon kids, you know better.

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IamSauerKraut t1_j4lajcq wrote

As a kid, I did not know better. Same with all the Boy Scout sales. Indeed, we were told to knock on the front door because folks were more likely to buy. Never understood why but maybe all that furniture moving...

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runner64 t1_j4mcb5r wrote

UPS left a package on our front door and we just assumed porch pirates for three days until glimpsing it by accident.

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KezarLake t1_j4juz3e wrote

Nah, stay with the side door where you’ll see it.

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pocomoonshine t1_j4l3wjz wrote

And the area outside the side or rear door is called the dooryard.

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