Submitted by stacybettencourt t3_10dxkfy in Maine
Pretty much what the title says. We are two nerds looking for someone in Maine (Midcoast area) who would be willing to re-marry us in Elvish during a role-playing themed wedding in the fall.
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art_decorative t1_j4o072a wrote
If I bring snacks, can I come to this wedding? Because you people sound like my kind of folks.
Seriously, congratulations and your wedding is going to be gorgeous!
weakenedstrain t1_j4nyzbm wrote
You sound like the kind of person we need more of in Maine and the world at large.
If this goes over well, we could become like Vegas but for Elves!
Edit: instead of Elvis, it’d be Elvish!
nzdastardly t1_j4o4gjz wrote
If he wears a costume, he'll be an Elvish impersonator!
weakenedstrain t1_j4opa51 wrote
He could start a band made up of all Elvish impersonators. Pull heists. Of cretons. Crates of cretons.
It’s the stuff of nightmares.
Josh_Hawley_ t1_j4ooe0m wrote
I’d do it too, but I will only speak in high elvish. No exceptions.
BeatNick5384 t1_j4q2v7b wrote
Damn, another ULC minister from the county stealing the cool weddings... :P
RealMainer t1_j4nrm0q wrote
Would you settle for a Dwarf with gigantism?
TheGrandLemonTech t1_j4qio5g wrote
Is that you Carrot Ironfoundersson?
Cattatomic t1_j4nv3av wrote
I’m in southern Maine. If no one else comes up let me know. I only know a few words in elvish but can learn. P.S. Tolkien is a huge part of my life and fully support you elvish wedding!!!
sledbelly t1_j4nwtu9 wrote
I love this and I love that there’s people ready and willing to do this for you
I love Maine
nzdastardly t1_j4o4nvg wrote
If that first volunteer doesn't work out I'd also be happy to do the service in Elvish. I'm ordained and in the Portland area.
better_than_erza t1_j4o7u70 wrote
Man I love Maine.
art_decorative t1_j4tf1td wrote
This place is awesome.
MaMaMaMainer707 t1_j4ntck3 wrote
I just watched the lord of the rings trilogy I should taken the time for an elvish reply I beg your pardon
New-Vegetable-1274 t1_j4qpo8u wrote
A little off topic, I have never seen the modern trilogy but over time I've collected a half dozen DVDs from flea markets and Walmart. What is the correct order to watch them?
MaMaMaMainer707 t1_j4nt295 wrote
Omg this sounds dope af ! 💓
raynedanser t1_j4nv8yd wrote
This sounds like such fun! I hope you're able to find someone.
Dwigt_Rortugal t1_j4o0oev wrote
Sorry I only do Harry Potter weddings.
lavenderzelda t1_j4of1m7 wrote
How do I get invited to this wedding??
Weird-Alternative-14 t1_j4o83co wrote
UGH! SO FUN I want to come! Let me know if you need a goblin-esqe fairy to do coat check.
evolvolution t1_j4od26q wrote
May the dice lord bless you with nat 20s on your special day!
PencillCat t1_j4nxlw1 wrote
That sounds amazing! Makes me wish I learned the elvish languages from my roommate in college. She had many of them memorized.
GladMagician5611 t1_j4nyzlo wrote
Congrats! This sounds lovely!
melodyroselane t1_j4q7gpt wrote
If you need/want a harpist who plays LOTR music, let me know ;)
art_decorative t1_j4tf88a wrote
That is so specific and I love it.
Nadia_Claire_ t1_j4oaovo wrote
You sound ridiculously awesome and congrats on finding your fellow nerd!
mhb20002000 t1_j4og2vm wrote
Any attorney (myself included) in Maine can marry a couple. I would be willing to marry you two. Even if you just need someone to do the legal paperwork and you have someone else do the ceremony. (I am willing to do the ceremony).
HoodratHoochiemama t1_j4ogssv wrote
Also, all notary public’s in Maine can marry.
EngineersAnon t1_j4ohyz2 wrote
Even if they're already married? That seems like an odd exception to bigamy laws.
/s
FrontFacedFoe t1_j4psq4x wrote
I'm from the mid coast and want to be friends with you guys cause this is deff my kind of vibe!!
Commission_Virgo43 t1_j4qaolg wrote
These comments all made a lot more sense once I realized it said “Elvish” and not “Elvis”
Ordinary-Broad t1_j4qjd86 wrote
How do I meet fellow nerds like you?? Love this idea
dedoubt t1_j4oo8im wrote
That sounds so wonderful!!
(Just saw you have also posted in the covidlonghaulers sub! Are you feeling any better?)
Prestigious-Club-939 t1_j4q2jo0 wrote
This is so awesome. Wish I could come as the Dragonborn or a member of the dark brotherhood. 😃
z-eldapin t1_j4q5o68 wrote
Ok, I came to the comments because I thought there was no way that this couple would find what they were looking for.
All of you people are fantastic!!!
theresin t1_j4qwouk wrote
Damn, I only speak gutter Orcish - missed opportunity there.
All kidding aside, this is awesome. I hope this subreddit gets some pictures once this thing happens - and most of all, congratulations!
WhyDoIEvenBotheridk t1_j4pzi86 wrote
This is awesome. I’m in Maine and I do leather work, mostly armor. If you need anything for costumes let me know. I won’t charge you much, if anything.
Freeman0032 t1_j4qybbq wrote
That sounds fun.
MastiffsInmaine t1_j4rzjpt wrote
Another ordained minister happy to help! I'm in central ME!
BigAppleGuy t1_j4sytur wrote
Reading through this thread made me smile! TY OP, and <3 Maine & Maine redditors!
CHENGhis-khan t1_j4om4v8 wrote
r/lotr
Accomplished_Exit251 t1_j4p9e8o wrote
I am 100% willing to do this if the other volunteers fall through. I’m busy in early-mid Oct though with other weddings.
SanktaSyllabi t1_j4q3xs0 wrote
Mai, mai, amya! 👍🏻
Gretyl_Angura t1_j4q69we wrote
This is amazing 🤩😍 sorry I can't but I love that this is happening!!! Fellow nerd here 🤣
OwxnZan t1_j4qmw9e wrote
💀💀💀
New-Vegetable-1274 t1_j4qp62k wrote
Sounds like fun, you should film it with a little backstory, a script and a forest setting. I would bet you could find a local theater company that would love to help.
Ambitious_Ask_1569 t1_j4rntmn wrote
If you wanted it done in Klingon....Qapla! Im your man.
dr_cl_aphra t1_j4nv7nl wrote
Y’know what, fellow nerds… I’m in.
I live in the County, but I’m willing to travel. I’ve done cosplay and wedding dresses for over twenty years.
I can absolutely do the service in Tolkien Elvish, or anything else you give me enough time to learn. Already an officiant through the Universal Life Church.