Submitted by stacybettencourt t3_10dxkfy in Maine
dr_cl_aphra t1_j4nv7nl wrote
Y’know what, fellow nerds… I’m in.
I live in the County, but I’m willing to travel. I’ve done cosplay and wedding dresses for over twenty years.
I can absolutely do the service in Tolkien Elvish, or anything else you give me enough time to learn. Already an officiant through the Universal Life Church.
art_decorative t1_j4o072a wrote
If I bring snacks, can I come to this wedding? Because you people sound like my kind of folks.
Seriously, congratulations and your wedding is going to be gorgeous!
weakenedstrain t1_j4nyzbm wrote
You sound like the kind of person we need more of in Maine and the world at large.
If this goes over well, we could become like Vegas but for Elves!
Edit: instead of Elvis, it’d be Elvish!
nzdastardly t1_j4o4gjz wrote
If he wears a costume, he'll be an Elvish impersonator!
weakenedstrain t1_j4opa51 wrote
He could start a band made up of all Elvish impersonators. Pull heists. Of cretons. Crates of cretons.
It’s the stuff of nightmares.
Josh_Hawley_ t1_j4ooe0m wrote
I’d do it too, but I will only speak in high elvish. No exceptions.
BeatNick5384 t1_j4q2v7b wrote
Damn, another ULC minister from the county stealing the cool weddings... :P
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