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DrMcMeow t1_ja5emby wrote
bears.
lobstah t1_ja5gbud wrote
Red's
JudgmentKooky1007 t1_ja5hhu7 wrote
Same reason we drive big trucks. To compensate for other unnamed deficiencies.
zt004 t1_ja5hmdt wrote
Had to compete with Missouri in 1820
Roylotte t1_ja5ht4y wrote
Because bigger is better
sudsymugs t1_ja5idk7 wrote
“You can’t get there from here” worked on the settlers, apparently
flyawaysnowbird t1_ja5ivvm wrote
Coffee brandy is high in calories
mizshellytee t1_ja5jixh wrote
Some of the Massholes never left.
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MadKat_94 t1_ja5nbli wrote
Social distancing.
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throwawayprivateguy t1_ja5qjlp wrote
robrien1968 t1_ja5qrmv wrote
Gets it from his father
professor_cheX t1_ja5rwxi wrote
“It’s not the size it’s what you do with it.” - Rhode Island (probably)……..giggity
gamertag0311 t1_ja5scib wrote
It's just a distortion from the map projection used (like an optical illusion).
Maine is really only the size of Augusta and south on that map /s
Objective-Classroom2 t1_ja5sgbb wrote
Paul Bunyun needed more footroom
fuzzyfeathers t1_ja5smyf wrote
Bath iron works
TheMrGUnit t1_ja5t67m wrote
It's all Canada's fault.
StrikingExamination6 t1_ja5uph1 wrote
Because even the Canadians didn’t want northern Maine
TzedekTirdof t1_ja5vevk wrote
Conquest
DidDunMegasploded t1_ja5w9ri wrote
All those trees and moosen have to go somewhere.
ScenePlayful1872 t1_ja5x43z wrote
Moxie Bloat
linuxdragons t1_ja5y6p7 wrote
We got the bigger end of the wishbone.
Lady-Kat1969 t1_ja5yjw6 wrote
It got that way by devouring the smaller states bordering it. Nobody outside Maine dares to mention New Suffolk, Umbagog, Charlottesylvania, and the others for fear of suffering the same fate.
cookiecrispinglover t1_ja5z8h1 wrote
Heavy potato diet
DarthSudo1 t1_ja60nhi wrote
The way god intended
PatsFreak101 t1_ja61cin wrote
We’ve got wood
ComprehensiveFly3480 t1_ja62o08 wrote
It’s not
wurkbank t1_ja64py8 wrote
Me.rcator projection.
1kft t1_ja66gjk wrote
It's so the state name fits, and not out in the ocean...
IamSauerKraut t1_ja66tgw wrote
Historically, Rhode Island has always been undersized and underperforming.
IamSauerKraut t1_ja66we7 wrote
A health food, non?
IamSauerKraut t1_ja672lu wrote
Taters, lobstah and plenty of buttah. Pass the biscuits, siv vou plaze
IamSauerKraut t1_ja6740q wrote
And the women appreciate that we know how to use it.
showdogz t1_ja69rht wrote
They got plum tired of naming states and marking the territory so the rest is all just Maine.
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Choof-Monster-2017 t1_ja6dobe wrote
They do want Campobello island apparently. It’s pretty weird that it’s part of Canada but the only bridge to the island is from Maine, meaning you have to go through border security anytime you drive to or from the island.
Redwif t1_ja6evap wrote
Maine is bigger than all the other New England states combined.
ozzie286 t1_ja6f72q wrote
"Maine" is short for "Mainland", and used to encompass the entirety of North America. Then as people settled they split their own states and countries off of Maine. Current Maine is the leftover bits that no one else wanted.
Stonesword75 t1_ja6knn8 wrote
So the British could never find Jonathan Eddy's secret treasure.
Legend has it, that the one who finds the treasure would hold the power to overpower the Atlantic Canadian Provinces. A power that was rumored to have played a role in the Aroostok War of 1839, which was really a ploy by the French-Canadian immigrants to take revenge against English Crown. However, after witnessing this power, the founder of the treasure buried it where it still remains hidden to this day.
Some believe the former Governor Percival Baxter was once told of the location by overhearing a discussion between his father (Mayor James Baxter of Portland) and none other than Joshua Chamberlain himself, who believed the treasure caused the Gubernatorial Dispute of 1880 that would have resulted in a takeover of the Maine State House that would push for another war with Canada. Chamberlain confided into Mayor Baxter his reasoning to hide the treasure to avoid more atrocious war and destruction, and how he prays no one would dig in the area he placed it. Percival, a young man who idolized Chamberlain, made it his life's work to ensure the treasure was never found, thus Baxter State Park. Or so the story goes.
Kaayth t1_ja6w1fz wrote
It's just winter weight man, don't judge.
wait_what888 t1_ja6w7de wrote
Battlestar galactica
Old-Nefariousness575 t1_ja7cjk2 wrote
pats pizza
Dseltzer1212 t1_ja7e57i wrote
Because 50% of the state is trees
SnooCrickets4626 t1_ja7fmk0 wrote
It’s hereditary
moxie-maniac t1_ja7gvt3 wrote
Allen's Coffee Brandy: The Champagne of Maine!
charons-voyage t1_ja7jdco wrote
Maine gets its name from being the “Main” state in NE. This statement may or may not be true.
rectumish t1_ja7luv5 wrote
Can we annex Nova Scotia ?
BracedRhombus t1_ja7mqpc wrote
shopgirl56 t1_ja7n291 wrote
Whoopie pies & Fat Ass in a Glass -aka Allen's coffee brandy & milk.
hogrider01 t1_ja7qq5j wrote
Well you see it’s like this. The extra space was needed for the Massholes of the future to take refuge in after totally screwing their state up.
joeydokes t1_ja7vqpg wrote
Needed a state big enough for Rich assholes to own a million acres or two. Better than the state of Irving
jihadgis t1_ja7vtk3 wrote
At the insistence of New Brunswick, no doubt
brianundies t1_ja89ose wrote
My momma gave it to me in place of veggies and it didn’t seem to affect affect affect me
Quick_End2366 t1_ja8caax wrote
To keep Mardens away from Renys
DontTalkAboutBruno1 t1_ja8col2 wrote
We need space for all the snooow
wermbo t1_ja8o88g wrote
Everything looks bigger when youre staring up at it
whitlink t1_ja8peme wrote
Have you seen how big a moose really is. They are monsters and need all that room.
kimby_cbfh t1_ja8tjg5 wrote
All the Allens & cream!
lemartineau t1_ja8vjg0 wrote
Most of it should be Quebec. Canada needs a Sherbrooke QC to St-John NB hwy
Amdy_vill t1_ja8x1g6 wrote
The extra land was won from Canada in the Great lobster moose eating competition in 1830. We absorbed the provinces of moosewood.
cathar_here t1_ja8zmsz wrote
deer tick bites have caused more and more swelling over the last 35-40 years
Repulsive-Bend8283 t1_ja9602i wrote
Well, considering the Aroostook War was won by a bear fighting for Maine, the state is arguably bigger because of a bear.
sm1ttysm1t t1_ja993jg wrote
Fat ass in a glass.
sjm294 t1_ja9ig32 wrote
We need more room to spread out because we’re fiercely independent
SuperGremlin710 t1_ja9obt5 wrote
Border lines lmao
DeepestPineTree t1_ja9wos4 wrote
It's full of secrets.
Direct_Fox2908 t1_jac5v9c wrote
Maine is easily the best state in new england but it has so many things working against it that wont be addressed..sigh
Direct_Fox2908 t1_jac5wn2 wrote
Motion of the ocean
XonikzD t1_jach8o6 wrote
Cartographers just stopped exploring and drew random lines
hike_me t1_jad7x4y wrote
A bunch of loyalists fled there during the revolution.
The post 9/11 border restrictions, lack of a year round ferry connecting it to the rest of New Brunswick, and difficulty accessing Canadian healthcare have really made things difficult for residents. Lots of abandoned / run down houses now. It quite sad.
Trilliam_West t1_jadeqh3 wrote
Ate too many whoopie pies and lobster roles
LaChanz t1_ja5dwmn wrote
It's a glandular thing. We're taking all kinds of meds for it.