buwefy t1_isnq7na wrote
Reply to comment by NAAnymore in I really wanted to get a better look at them for, ehm, science, so here is the colorized/HD version of the two seamen from the 1940s posted by u/sexymess77 by NAAnymore
I understand the concept, but am a straight man, and genuinely can't tell if any man is good looking or not..
NAAnymore OP t1_isnr2un wrote
So you can't tell if a cat or an old lady or a little kid is good looking or not? I think it's the same thing, like "I can appreciate the beauty of this being without wanting to stick my dick in it"
27pH t1_isoqusy wrote
I sort of get what he is saying: if we exclude obvious handsome fellows, then I don’t really see what would be the key indicators for regular dudes.
RnK_Clan t1_isnwnvl wrote
so you're telling me you see no difference between dany devito and henry cavill?
mindheGAAP t1_ispeek6 wrote
Yes one of them is a gorgeous god among men and the other played Superman.
whereyouatdesmondo t1_isty503 wrote
This guy pays the toll troll.
arjames13 t1_isnugtm wrote
Really? I'm super straight and can absolutely appreciate that these men are very attractive.
Hooray4Metaphors t1_iso7ggd wrote
Yeah, well I’m super-DUPER straight and I can’t tell ;)
Potatochips0790 t1_iso8nku wrote
Dude I’m straight and I’d probably suck their dicks.
taste-like-burning t1_iso9vut wrote
r/SuddenlyGay
whereyouatdesmondo t1_isog0wc wrote
“Suddenly”
arjames13 t1_isod0df wrote
I don't understand. Can you not tell an ugly baby from a cute baby? Same thing.
Hooray4Metaphors t1_isof8fe wrote
Did you notice the wink? Means it’s a joke. I just thought it was funny how you said “super” straight.
Anyway, I can totally tell if a dude is good looking, same with babies.
arjames13 t1_isofdss wrote
Ah okay 😃👍
lkeels t1_iso0zn9 wrote
Yeah, you can. You're just not willing to ACCEPT that you can.
whereyouatdesmondo t1_isogaap wrote
I agree, as a straight dude, I can’t tell if these men are good-looking. I’d need to get up closer, really study them, maybe on a weekend beach getaway, playing volleyball and laughing.
ASDFzxcvTaken t1_iso8iwn wrote
I was the same, basically it boils down generally to... physically fit, not noticablly asymmetrical, generally not un friendly face.
Boom, straight man's guide to judging other men.
Edit: forgot the obvious, looks healthy and wealthy.
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