¿Quien Es Mas Macho?

Are you saying some crazy bomb threats are okay?

You know about voting, right?

Dumb bigots on social media also make these mistakes. There’s a high chance the incredibly ignorant people are also incredibly ignorant.

Hello, book man, who are you?

I’m on the Marx end of the spectrum. Love the Stooges, but the Marx Bros hit all my sweet spots for comedy.

You don’t always have to aggressively announce your pop culture illiteracy, you can always look up the simple answer.

Will you marry me? Are you rich? Answer the second question first.

It's time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man.

(That's exactly where my brain went.)

That slaps.

Ah shit. Better make a drink first.

Thank you for the nightmare fuel, stranger!

Now I have to find that one so I can have more nightmares.

JFC read that story last year and it really stuck in my head.

They're hideous politicians, but that only makes your pic funnier.

Funny cuz it's true.

You think Sammy Hagar is worried about a Teddy Roosevelt statue that Teddy’s own descendants had removed?

This was a triumph

All these posts of yours are enabling everyone here to meet another creepy weirdo. Keep it up.

Hope you can be less rude and entitled next time.

Then they made it so!

This guy pays the toll troll.

I agree, as a straight dude, I can’t tell if these men are good-looking. I’d need to get up closer, really study them, maybe on a weekend beach getaway, playing volleyball and laughing.

“Suddenly”

You can sail the Seven Seas…🎶