Submitted by DickSandwichTheII t3_ybuhu1 in OldSchoolCool
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GoodboyJohnnyBoy t1_itikytq wrote
Kid on chair been a samplin
not_this_again2046 t1_itio1az wrote
Hervé Villechaize living up to his reputation, I see.
Tuckaho-Joe t1_itio7ai wrote
Makeup has come a long way
truxlady t1_itiod0y wrote
All body language suggests she has had a few glasses of that 'punch'. Her hand holding onto the table , slumped posture, very distant look in her eyes…. and the boy behind her, steadying the chair very firmly... probably told her, you better sit down now! And, bf , walking away, saying, NOPE!
luckysparkie t1_itioiqq wrote
She seeems nice
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Independent-Can3983 t1_itip6bw wrote
Looks like she’s about 40
Prudent_Nectarine_25 t1_itis5mb wrote
Stifflers mom?
classicgirl1990 t1_itissfp wrote
Jennifer Coolidge
dyjcdthvchj t1_itiuj9y wrote
Was it a reunion?
Whateveryousaydude7 t1_itiuqc8 wrote
She graduated, late then?
ThatOneGirl0622 t1_itivqef wrote
Stiffler is that you? Is that your mom?
Crankenstein_8000 t1_itiwkby wrote
Yikes!
silk_mitts_top_titts t1_itixb42 wrote
She repeated senior year 22 times. Most people had the manners to not mention it. That's her son on the left. She couldn't find a sitter.
silk_mitts_top_titts t1_itixfgl wrote
Only 20 years late. That considered good for jersey.
Cold_Dragonfruit2799 t1_itixl21 wrote
90s fashion was so good. your mom’s earrings and dress are so chic.
Refill_whore t1_itiylk1 wrote
Some people just always look like moms.
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Darth-Hipster t1_itj5bqf wrote
For a split second I thought it was Delta Burke
Corganator t1_itj5dev wrote
You were lucky to have been born my dude.
KingMwanga t1_itj6g8t wrote
Was just about to comment stiflers mom
GreatAcanthisitta466 t1_itj6i2y wrote
That kids had enough already. He's done
Bobreddit2015 t1_itj78e7 wrote
Two questions. …
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What country was she in? I don’t want to assume she was underage dinking. But then …
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Why did she graduate HS at 35?
boing757 t1_itj88ed wrote
Any comment that makes me laugh gets an upvote.
bustedbuddha t1_itj8beh wrote
I just want to make sure that everyone see's the 10 year old drunk kid right behind her.
not_a_droid t1_itj8l2h wrote
Was she retiring from 40 years of teaching?
Parking-Cress-4661 t1_itjaci7 wrote
Are you sure?
AssRubbies t1_itjat0j wrote
Looks like Waterboys gf.
Gooobzilla t1_itjcopk wrote
1890's?
whatevertesla t1_itjdhp4 wrote
whatevertesla t1_itjdk7o wrote
Griselda Blanco was your mom?
DrLongIsland t1_itjdz48 wrote
Ahahah it's funny because it's a joke about a woman wanting some sex, see? Ahahaha!
majorahzmask t1_itjebb8 wrote
Thicc-Fil-A
luckysparkie t1_itjemcc wrote
She’s hot…and obviously this pic is older…
Youre-In-Trouble t1_itjj4uo wrote
Da plane, da plane!
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Different_Young9127 t1_itjpi6o wrote
Back before everybody had a cell phone with a camera and couldn't post that Maria's parents were letting kids drink at the grad party you could do things like that. So glad I graduated mid 90s before cell phones and Snapchat Facebook I'm pretty sure the statue of limitations isn't up on some of the shit we pulled "back in the day"
moxeto t1_itjr5cp wrote
That’s OP
katsu_kare_raisu t1_itjrs1c wrote
> parents
> high school
> in the 90s
WTF
I'm not ready for this
Edit:
I guess we really do have a lot of young Redditors here and don't get the meta that 90s is always 10 years ago.
6ine9pple t1_itjuo97 wrote
I was thinking based on the kids facial expression mom just shit her pants. Then re read caption and thinking maybe that was op….. op any clarification?
Outrageous_Monitor68 t1_itjvze1 wrote
She got railed.
jungyihyun t1_itjzmqt wrote
i mean my mom graduated in the 90s and she’s almost 50 with a 26 yo kid so💀not as crazy as it sounds I guess
theonlyonethatknocks t1_itk0mbp wrote
Congratulations on her finally getting her GED.
Representative-Fig96 t1_itk4pfi wrote
Your mom isn’t Anna Pacquin
totesgonnasmashit t1_itk67uw wrote
My thoughts as well!!
tangcameo t1_itkd6zh wrote
My childhood sweetheart did that. As we grew up, she didn’t. She spent a few years extra in high school (probably because her dad was a teacher) instead of just dropping out. Eventually they just tested her and found she’d never finish as she was stuck at 12 yo.
OkNectarine3105 t1_itkft58 wrote
"The plane! The plane!"
LouBricant t1_itkko4m wrote
Held back 25 times....
AnAussieBloke t1_itkkvtx wrote
It was a Fantasy Island reunion.
GrouchyPuppy t1_itkl99m wrote
Is this a joke or trolling? She’s a 40 year old woman drinking alcohol with her child behind her
RespecDawn t1_itkp7ic wrote
She looks like Old Hollywood! At the age she was she had no business looking so glamourous!
clint_g t1_itkqw97 wrote
Anna Packin
BlueArachne t1_itkr5ur wrote
Are you sure that’s not the chaperone?
thevwshepherd t1_itku8ey wrote
I graduated in 2003. While not in the ‘90’s, pictures from that time didn’t look old. It’s strange that they now look like pictures from the 1960’s 😆
SatelliteJedi t1_itkvpa6 wrote
That's a 32 year old office receptionist named Janet
thishenryjames t1_itkxnmv wrote
Old School Cool = any photo taken before the year 2000, apparently.
Loud_Fly_1142 t1_itkxrcb wrote
Looks like your momma was a problem back in the day.
walluper t1_itl0lxh wrote
You dated Boebert?
Explains_Wrong t1_itl0s9l wrote
She’s short! Her parents look normal size. /s
atlblaze t1_itl1r49 wrote
Eh…
If she graduated high school in 1999 she’d be 41 now.
If in 1995, she’d be 44.
If in 1990, she’s be 50.
She could easily be a grandmother by now!
MissyAgravation t1_itl1rch wrote
hats_and_heads t1_itl2p5s wrote
Lol I graduated in 2014 and my parents let all of us drink at my grad party. They let me and my friends drink and smoke pot in the basement too. And we got into a ton of crazy shit in high school (and beyond). We all had phones and social media by the time we were in our later teens. I’m sure my experience growing up in the 2010s is not unique, kids didn’t stop being kids just because Instagram was invented.
mangogogo1 t1_itl4yd4 wrote
Was she the principal
suressteve t1_itl7dq2 wrote
What, did she graduate at 40?
Rosieapples t1_itld57i wrote
Very glamorous!
NotThisClever t1_itlemwc wrote
Folks who are 40+, why the hell are pictures from the 90’s looking more and more like they’re from the sixties??
katsu_kare_raisu t1_itlnrsa wrote
And that's the point.
Or maybe you're too young to know what the point was.
WitchsWeasel t1_itls4df wrote
film
the fact that we went so fast from film to digital is still giving us whiplash to this day, and now digital is so ubiquitous that film looks all the same
WitchsWeasel t1_itlsmpy wrote
Yeah, it's disheartening ngl. It literally costs nothing to not be a dick.
sweetbeeflonganisa t1_itmpndy wrote
Why does she look 40?
Ok_Tea_1003 t1_itoadr0 wrote
Dang she pretty
1gEmm4u2ohN t1_itikvry wrote
Va va va voom!