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Explains_Wrong t1_je5qxgq wrote
Reply to comment by garry4321 in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Plot twist: the hooker is his sister. Oh, that’s already been done? Sorry.
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Reply to comment by ChmeeWu in The Case for Callisto by MoreGull
Have you seen the report?
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Reply to comment by kakapo88 in Revealed: Europe's Oldest Humans had Surprisingly Frequent Intermingling with Neanderthals by OptimalCrew7992
“Slowly Og pulled aside his loincloth….”
Explains_Wrong t1_j9lpf1v wrote
Reply to What’s yellow and can’t float? by [deleted]
A lemon tied to a brick
Explains_Wrong t1_j9b7r9m wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Half Ass U Semiholes.
Explains_Wrong t1_j6jvoao wrote
Sperminator
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Reply to comment by justandswift in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
A logless dog who can’t sneak up on you
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Reply to comment by SeesawMundane5422 in Calamity Jane, is a legend from Wild West. She was known as a sharpshooter, raconteur, and frontierswoman. She was known to be a hard-drinking crossdresser as she always preferred to dress like a man. She was one of the most popular characters of the West. This portrait was taken around the 1880s. by sandboxvet
Don’t forget Jewel Cave.
Explains_Wrong t1_j1ofen7 wrote
Oh no. No no no.
Explains_Wrong t1_j1ewksh wrote
Reply to comment by squeevey in Interstellar movie —- Has anyone calculated how long did Cooper feel he lived in the space ? If there was a clock with calendar attached to his jacket , how much time would that watch show by the time he would have been retrieved ? by tejaskhetani
Kip! Bring me my time thingy!
Explains_Wrong t1_j0x3c3e wrote
We should send people there. I can think of a few.
Explains_Wrong t1_iycy5a6 wrote
Reply to Thousands of trades over 3 years on $500k+ account. Barely beating the SP500. by NoMoreLandBro
Hmm. Kinda makes you think. Maybe I should just buy some index and chill? Nah, not enough dopamine involved there.
Explains_Wrong t1_iy9cxf4 wrote
Reply to comment by might-be-your-daddy in Elton John described John Lennon 'whirlwind romance' as 'a dream come true for me' by BigScar7232
Yeah, Yoko is quite a guy.
Explains_Wrong t1_itl0s9l wrote
She’s short! Her parents look normal size. /s
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Reply to comment by elpajaroquemamais in Helen Keller walked into a bar. by OBVWXLF
So she was colorblind. Huh.
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Reply to comment by jmclaugmi in I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote by [deleted]
3 inches of fun!