Harry the Impaler?

Vlad the Impotter?

Well this was years before Harry Potter so it was just me and my frizzy hair and glasses drac.

It was years before the story was written......not years before it happened.

You're undead, Harry.

Although I did not specify, I cannot disagree. You are the best kind of correct.

And that last line killed it bud. Very nice.

False! You are not a Dracula

You are either a vampire, or THE Dracula

Fact: bears beat bampires

Wait though, I said the Dracula.

Glassula.

Hey even the children of the night can suffer from nearsightedness.

The middle kid with the low effort face mask looks truly psycho to me. Everyone else is excited and he is just standing there like, 'yea I do this for a living'

Right? His, uh... expression, or total lack of one, says "oh, that was today? Got lucky again old boy."

You said the, not The

Are you a the or The the

How is long arm Joe doing today ?

I thought Dracula was not only a name, but a title. He's the big guy. Like lots of devils but only a Lucifer. So I was making the distinction between myself, The Dracula, and then that othe guy with the green shit on his face.

I can see how my initial description was inadequate and I'm glad we got to the bottom of my Halloween cub scout costume from 32 years ago. Seriously, thanks for that bit of pedanticism.

Lots of shoulder pain. That shit was great for a laugh or 90 but in the end the surgery just wasn't worth it. I still can't believe they let us sell birdhouses as a fundraiser.

Wrong subreddit.

I'm sorry you feel that way. Was there another you had in mind? r/BallinTillFallin perhaps?

Lol, I was being facetious

My man Lil Jason Voorhees for the win!

Yeah, a part of me knew that. But I was going to catholic school back then and believe me, I actually was pretty much the coolest kid in my grades around me. Not like, 7th or 8th grade cool but better than the other little catholic kids in 4/5th grade.

I hope you're having a good evening.

Is that the dab before the dab become popular?

I may be! I've been trying to figure out what Wolfman was doing back there since I found the pic again.

I was a junior high dork and slightly less dork in high school, and almost normal by the time college rolled around.

Now I see that you too are a redditor of distinction. You made one hell of a the The Dracula

I was actually ok in high school. I mean, I was still a dork but I was in "gifted" with a bunch of cool kids and weirdly I had some friends on the football and wrestling teams so I managed to span across various clicks. And I was a weirdo punk in a written on army jacket. Hs was fun for me.

Yo it was crappy as fuck but I was 10. At least I had fangs. That medal thing I was wearing was cuz I had only seen Bela lugosi as drac and he has some sort of awesome family amulet thing. Or so I thought.

Thanks for that, I appreciate the compliment and I really appreciate this conversation.

Plus 9000 bro - Bella Lagosi was the one true The Dracula

Monster Squad

Damn right my new friend!

"Kick him in the nards!"

"Wolfman doesn't have nards!"

"Just do it!"

[Kick] [grunt]

"Wolfman has nards...."

Dorkula. Sorry. I couldn't resist. We were all awkward back then

I see bill gates.

I love it and take it well, no worries. Good lord we all were.

Magician werewolf or blank hockey mask?

Count Specula

Lol cool pic

Dracula with glasses. That was me for most of my childhood

Word. Contacts were basically unheard of then.

But thick glasses saved my stupid butt a few times. I woulda lost an eye at some point with fireworks and stick fights.

I gotta agree with you there, they definitely served as eye protection in my childhood adventures.