Submitted by andthatsgolfboys t3_z1vfj2 in OldSchoolCool
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powercozmik t1_ixd2ji9 wrote
Mama Mia!
Little4inwilly t1_ixd2jl7 wrote
Dad keeping a look out for undesirable boys.
AnarchoSyndica1ist t1_ixd7ngz wrote
You Grandfather is Jackie Treehorn. Nice.
Sven_Svan t1_ixd8q3t wrote
I laughed hard at this! :D
Nice!
NotAPreppie t1_ixd9lis wrote
I was thinking Jair Bolsonaro.
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_ixddq54 wrote
Takes me back in time like a glitch in the matrics
VaderTower t1_ixdltv6 wrote
You're not wrong, but I keep seeing Fred Armisen.
Saint_Matthews t1_ixdnuhr wrote
Respectfully, your mother is gorgeous πΈπΌ
55_jumbo t1_ixdol5q wrote
One passed through, apparently.
andthatsgolfboys OP t1_ixdov9m wrote
Someone give this man gold π
mrnastymannn t1_ixdovlz wrote
Your mother was a terribly attractive woman
Whateveryousaydude7 t1_ixdreu9 wrote
Matriculating Dance?
Because I absolutely love that and will never forget it!
zestypurplecatalyst t1_ixdruza wrote
Her date seems kinda old for her. (just kidding.)
ThimeeX t1_ixdu3dw wrote
She must have been in standard 10 at the time.
Aunt-jobiska t1_ixdxes6 wrote
Sheβs lovely. Kind of reminds me of Sally Field.
Hot-Field-7613 t1_ixe08v1 wrote
I imagine so many people accidentally lit their super flammable mullets up back then when they tried to light a smoke
Tomazzy t1_ixe0g73 wrote
Substantial-Room-688 t1_ixe11xu wrote
Your mom looks about 30 there
Economy_Influence_92 t1_ixe3cb7 wrote
Looks like an episode of Dallas
nudiversity t1_ixe3cey wrote
Wingman dad only letting the desirable boy through.
TheFrontierzman t1_ixe5udi wrote
I was thinking Jerry Orbach; the dad from Dirty Dancing.
Shoegazer75 t1_ixe8lcv wrote
An entire can of Aqua Net used to achieve that hair. I remember those days.
Formal_Star_6593 t1_ixe9fw8 wrote
No one wants to be told that their mom is hot, so I won't say a word.
Brilliant-Figure-893 t1_ixeaf71 wrote
She's beautiful
amazingsandwiches t1_ixebl91 wrote
You mean your grandfather and mother?
TopangaTiki t1_ixefdan wrote
Why do people downvote any comment that says a woman is pretty? Such ridiculous annoying super-woke mentality.
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TopangaTiki t1_ixefmda wrote
What is this annoying super-woke mentality where itβs an insult to say a woman is pretty? And youβre even downvoted. So ridiculous.
dojendigerati t1_ixefn5r wrote
Your mom is Candace Cameron?
compoundblock666 t1_ixei2xd wrote
Finds out grandpa is dad
greenmeensgo60 t1_ixejzel wrote
Very stunning people. π
anxiety8805 t1_ixekyqv wrote
Your mom is stunning
Nataleia t1_ixeoj94 wrote
I was looking for this comment
Yetmcgret t1_ixewrsf wrote
I was going to say the guy from law and order.
ASuhDuddde t1_ixf02nh wrote
Model vibes.
Fuckoffassholes t1_ixf1p0k wrote
I concur, but not as respectfully.
Fuckoffassholes t1_ixf1tcg wrote
I can assure you that Tawny Kitaen does not "live" anywhere.
RIP 1961-2021
starsNjars t1_ixf3wi4 wrote
So Dynasty was based on real people. I knew it
deep-insiiide t1_ixf785b wrote
Yo is your mother single ?
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Theamazingchan t1_ixf8yj6 wrote
Your mother is better looking than 95% of supermodelsβ¦preposterously good looking
KJBrez t1_ixfdalx wrote
Draws a lot of water in this town.
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friggintodd t1_ixffvbp wrote
Makes a hell of a caucasian too.
Fredanwilma t1_ixfkkcq wrote
I can smell the Aqua Net from here
Expensive-Let3055 t1_ixfko78 wrote
Smoke show
accioqueso t1_ixfm2z8 wrote
Yep, that was immediately where my mind went!
FellowConspirator t1_ixfoexd wrote
It was the 1980s, the Age of Aquanet.
bkcguy311 t1_ixgckuf wrote
Jackie treehorn treats objects like women man
Interesting_Act1286 t1_ixgcuy0 wrote
Your mom's beautiful.
ReadInBothTenses t1_ixghpt9 wrote
Totally misread that as mating dance
Remus88Romulus t1_ixgs2y0 wrote
Is your grandfather Bolsonaro?
modern_milkman t1_ixgtrow wrote
As someone who wasn't born yet then: so I guess while the hair looks soft here, it was anything but? I've always wondered how those hair styles felt like. Probably very unnatural and hard?
GripsAA t1_ixgukmr wrote
Nobody puts beebee in an insane 80s hairdo
injn8r t1_ixgxe8k wrote
Stay out of Malibu Labowski!
injn8r t1_ixgxfw9 wrote
Fer sure, fer sure.
injn8r t1_ixgxlhj wrote
She makes me want to do disrespectful things to her that would garner her respect.
Karodo t1_ixgxrti wrote
Username checks out
injn8r t1_ixgxsey wrote
Yeah, there was no running your hand through a woman's hair back then, but damn it still works on me though.
injn8r t1_ixgy045 wrote
Aww, that sucks.
ellefleming t1_ixh3wwt wrote
Lead actor from Fantasy Island.
NotAPreppie t1_ixh40zw wrote
Ricardo Montalban?
dimitycat t1_ixh4ncw wrote
We called it matriculation (matric) in Australia too, up until the late 80s or early 90s depending which state you were in. I did my final year of school in 94 and we also had some formal dinner dance that had parents invited. Different times. My daughter did her final year of school last year and it was more like the American proms.
GrancerRay123 t1_ixh9oek wrote
Your mom was beautiful!πππ
ellefleming t1_ixhlvek wrote
U a genius
Shoegazer75 t1_ixiq4mc wrote
Nuuuuupe. Google "mall hair" to see when the big hair trend peaked. My sophomore hs yearbook has pics of the girls where their hair takes of more of the frame than their entire face.
andthatsgolfboys OP t1_ixiz700 wrote
Damn, that's actually a detail that I never would've noticed, but it's pretty bizarre. I assume there are two or more people taking a photo at once, although I'm definitely gonna ask if there's a specific story behind it.
modern_milkman t1_ixjql0j wrote
Yeah, I know how extreme those hairstyles went back then. And I know they used tons of hairspray (hole in the ozone and all that).
But you know how some things look like they would feel very different from how they actually feel? It's a bit hard to describe. But I guess those hairstyles are like that to me. I objectively know they could not have felt soft with all that product in them, but somehow they still look soft to me (well, not all, but the one in this post for example). So I guess with my comment I just wanted to confirm that they were in fact not soft, but hard (or crunchy, or whatever).
And now I feel a bit weird having written so much about 80s hair...
Davesvette t1_ixd1gvy wrote
Matric Dance. South African. Similar to a senior prom.