Welcome to Pennsylvania. Come on down and OD on opiates, get a bogas over priced college education in a shit hole town that houses grandfathered in old people who live like rats. If you hate the city, so do we! That's why we put factories and warehouses next to every useful resource and major highway to build up our state income. We make whole towns smell like shit for the sake of money so we can upgrade the school where your local cop sells drugs to your kids.

Come on down, we love you.