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Hanniballecter6 t1_j479ub4 wrote

Reply to comment by awuweiday in Hunter won’t face charges for killing dog in Berks County by narkj

Just been confirmed the hunter was an ATF agent and shot it out of habit

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zorionek0 t1_j47hejt wrote

The CIA, FBI, and LAPD have a contest to see who’s the best. The president releases a rabbit into the woods and asks them each to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is screaming: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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