Start at the Farmer’s Daughter for cool Halloween shit/corn maze extravaganza. Hit the Dunkin’ by the lookout tower. Take Bridgetown road over Narrow River so you can hit the Dunkin’ on Boston neck road to refuel yourself on the way to Wickford. Brave the intersection and stay on route 1 for a quintet of Dunkin’s before merging at super high (Or far too slow! Your choice!) speed into 95. You’re finally caffeinated so you know you can drive better than those other Fuckers. Cut them off so that they hit the construction potholes and flip them the bird as you cruise towards Mass and reefer heaven. You’ve done it!