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TheIrishHawk t1_jabxpmz wrote
WWW = 3(W)
W = 2(U)
WWW = 3(2(U))
WWW = 6(U)
I hereby propose - Hexa-U
frieshie t1_jac1afq wrote
Hexa-U has the same syllables as World Wide Web ahhhaha. But it rolls off the tongue much better so I second this proposal.
gaint_dwarf t1_jabspao wrote
We in tech call it "dub-dub-dub"
Tomdoerr88 t1_jabupon wrote
We in 2023 don’t say it at all because you literally never need it in day to day use
CabinetOk4838 t1_jabuyeq wrote
Due to a change in allowing the domain name to be used as a CNAME record. 😊
Little-Variation8268 t1_jabsww1 wrote
From what I've seen in tech, and everywhere else in the world, the W's aren't really used anymore, it's just whatever-dot-com
MrMelon54 t1_jabwoo3 wrote
some websites like youtube, government websites etc.. still use it but I refuse to as it's just not worth it
elPocket t1_jac0qhg wrote
We in germany call "w" we, as in west.
Only you english speakers could not grasp that the w is not a double v, which the romans used for u.
So for us, its wewewe(dot)whatev(dot)org
Yes, it sounds kinda like a car engine not starting.
CabinetOk4838 t1_jabv0c1 wrote
Or I’ve heard Triple-W, or “the double yous”.
DrMontyy69 t1_jabp4e7 wrote
hell of a comment, consider myself entertained by your fun fact
Nihmen t1_jabucpx wrote
In Dutch W is called 'Way' but with a slightly different mouth placement. Say 'Way', but when making the w sound, shape your mouth as if you're going to say 'F*ck'.
someonepoorsays t1_jabywu8 wrote
vay
Nihmen t1_jac30ul wrote
The Dutch W sounds closer to a V, where the English is closer to an O. The W has a vibration to it, which makes quite a difference. You might not be able to get the sound though. Children spend literal years to learn the intricate motor skills required to make certain sounds. That's why we don't tend to lose accents.
nvwls300 t1_jabwldf wrote
This fact annoyed me when the internet first started and you would hear it spelled out like that all the time.
vlexz t1_jac3858 wrote
The way to say the W at the beginning of world is how we germans spell W.
One syllable.
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love_me_some_cats t1_jac0osm wrote
I always think the same in medical dramas when they talk about a patient with a "GSW to the leg..." Like, it's literally quicker to say gunshot wound.
pilot1nspector t1_jac5c4f wrote
Which would be noteworthy if we often spoke into our devices to type a website address
Little-Variation8268 t1_jae88q0 wrote
You don't have that feature enabled? (HA ha)
pilot1nspector t1_jaeb2q3 wrote
Nah
joejill t1_jabvyvb wrote
Dub-ya....
Its 2 syllables, not 3 and the last syllable is short so I'd barely counts.
Dub-ya Dub-ya Dub-ya dot is faster than world wide web period.
stereothegreat t1_jabwp75 wrote
I can’t tell if you are trolling or not
joejill t1_jabzvtu wrote
I am not.
Also someone else said "We in tech call it "dub-dub-dub""
Maybe its my accent but I also say George dub-ya bush
And I determined down voted? You people are assholes.
psycho-mouse t1_jac2sa7 wrote
Dub-ya if you’re a slack jawed American.
In the civilised world it has 3 syllables.
Banxomadic t1_jac5xqq wrote
Well, they can reciprocate with a "it has 3 syllables if you're a crooked teeth Englishman" 🙄 In the civilised world it has 1 syllable.
jellohello13 t1_jabyiwh wrote
I don't think that is faster. Also, they're along about it being pronounced properly, like double-u.
DeadBornWolf t1_jabg8vv wrote
Fun fact: Not in german. In german we call “W” “weh”, but we call “Y” “Ypsilon” like the greek letter, pronounced “Üpsilon”
DryGaming14 t1_jabj9my wrote
I think there is a similar thing in Europe with the letter Z where it is pronounced like "Zed". Correct me if I am wrong
Aedaru t1_jabvafv wrote
As far as I know it's only some English dialects eg American English that say "zee". Most other languages, including English, say something closer to "zed"
hamizoing t1_jabz3gv wrote
Zed's dead baby..Zed's dead!
DeadBornWolf t1_jabjn9j wrote
Well yes, German does pronounce “Z” as “Zett”, so I guess there is also a language which pronounces it with the softer ending “Zed”
enceps2 t1_jabk8xt wrote
That would be english.
DeadBornWolf t1_jabljkh wrote
Well, I know that you can pronounce it “zee” or “zed” but i’m never sure with one is british english and which is american english. but maybe i can memorize it this time 😂
DryGaming14 t1_jabmb6m wrote
American English is "Zee", British English is "Zed".
Killer-Barbie t1_jabpvq8 wrote
French too
MrsBox t1_jac6f8k wrote
English is zed. Simplified English is zee.
magpye1983 t1_jac0nga wrote
As an aid to your memory, have this funny phrase
“You’re off your ‘ead, zed”
jellohello13 t1_jabwvmv wrote
*Tsett
BobBelcher2021 t1_jabvfnz wrote
“Zed” is Canada. As in, Club Zed points at Zellers.
Mistigri70 t1_jabwd0p wrote
Yeah we have Zed in French
LiqdPT t1_jabzyzy wrote
Literally every other English speaking country other than the US. Including Canada.
Deoxys2000 t1_jac38f4 wrote
"Zed" is still considered one syllable right? Or were you just commenting on how letters have different names in different countries?
little_cut1e_2 t1_jac6lwy wrote
french is "zed"
coconutting_ t1_jac7p5d wrote
yes we say it like that Zet
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bobcouldbeyouraunt t1_jacac5w wrote
In English we pronounce Z as "zed" ; American English is not English.
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KeepCalmAndBoom t1_jad1w33 wrote
Zet in Romanian.
Excellent-Map-3412 t1_jabz4sa wrote
In Turkish we have Ğ whis is a soft G. It's almost always silent though. Like the word "dağ" (mountain in Turkish) is pronounced like "daa" and the letter actually becomes noticeable when you say something like "dağa" (to the mountain)
Pasame20 t1_jac6uvu wrote
In French “Y” is pronounced “ygrek” (ee-greck) and “W” is “double-vé” (literally: “double V”)
coconutting_ t1_jac7uue wrote
we say ee-greck too but i think we stole that from yall since we use french loanwords a lot (NL) ygreck, greek y, ypsilon
Aramor42 t1_jabtsap wrote
In Dutch we say either iegrek (don't know if that's how you spell it, but that's how you pronounce it) or Griekse IJ (Greek Y, except we use the other Y sound which you get by writing ij)
HrothgarTheIllegible t1_jac2cvl wrote
Basically the same in Spanish too.
superkoning t1_jac5cmx wrote
but only for the special cases. When a Dutch persons says the alfabet, he/she will say "ij" (no idea what that is in English phonetic).
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/IJ_(digraaf)
ijs = ij s
Aramor42 t1_jac5ll4 wrote
True, when reciting the alphabet. However, in my experience, when you're spelling something out people usually say iegrek or Griekse IJ.
superkoning t1_jac61wk wrote
Really?
Spell "ijs" ... "lange ij - s"
Spell "eis" ... "korte ei - s"
Spell "x + y = 5" ... "x plus ij is vijf"
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Excpetions:
Spell "dyslexie, hymne, gymnasium, idylle, mysterie, pygmeeën, symfonie,symposium, symptoom, ypsilon." ... then I would say "griekse ij" and maybe maybe "ygrek" ... as there are no dots on the y (unlike ij)
Aramor42 t1_jac72f7 wrote
Yeah but the exceptions are actually with an y. Ijs and eis are not spelled with an y, so when spelling those out one wouldn't say ygrek or Griekse ij.
I was only talking about the letter y, not ei or ij.
coconutting_ t1_jac7xmt wrote
rarely used but still used is also ypsilon, but i think its the most uncommon kind (some people here use it all the time tho)
paulstelian97 t1_jaccs2v wrote
Romanian: Y is pronounced "igrec", literally "Greek I"
coconutting_ t1_jac7nlt wrote
hahaha we call it either Ypsilon or the Greek Y
NaughtyJimFace t1_jacfh30 wrote
Wow! Now I have to google how to sing the alphabet in Deutsch. I'm expecting hyjinx.
DeadBornWolf t1_jacho8u wrote
I can try and spell it out, it’s not that different to the english version, just pronounced a bit differently:
(the „eh“ is pronounced somewhat like the „ea“ in bear or pear)
Ah, Beh, Ceh, Deh, Eh, Eff, Geh, Hah, I (pronounced like the english E), Jott, Kah, Ell, Em, Enn, Oh, Peh, Koo (Q), Err, Ess, Teh, Uhh, Vao, Weh, Iks (X), Üpsilon (Y), Tsett (Z)
and then we have the Umlaute Ä, Ü, Ö, which are not included in our standard ABC-Song. And there’s „ß“ as a sharp „S“, which is not used as commonly anymore but still is standard for some words
BigBirdOpensDoor t1_jacu9wu wrote
In out Talking-Tree country. We call w as "wuh" or "vee-kep" which means "double-v", I as "ee", y as "ee zai"
Karl-o-mat t1_jabgqg2 wrote
For a good reason. The Ü-psilon is a "short" ü. A simple Ü. The normal Ü is used when the sound is a bit longer than the Y. So basically the Y is just an other Ü.
DeadBornWolf t1_jabhok4 wrote
But sometimes we pronounce it “J”, like in Yacht. And sometimes it’s an “I” like in “Handy” or “Baby”
jellohello13 t1_jabyb64 wrote
What? Y isn't just the short version of ü, it's pronounced long like in the word Typ. Also ü can be long or short on its own, so what do you mean, "For a good reason." Actually, the only reason y exists in german because of greek loan words. And while it is usually pronounced like an ü it's also pronounced like a y in english, due to newer loan words.
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jellohello13 t1_jaeqzi0 wrote
What?
AdrianW3 t1_jabx63e wrote
But what about el-em-en-oh-pee? That's 5 syllables right there.
;)
GuysMcFellas t1_jac2zai wrote
I was coming here to comment this hahaha
FreshHeirs t1_jac84ns wrote
Same
strategyzrox t1_jablt40 wrote
Ah, yes, "W". The three sylable letter that means two "U"s, looks like two "V"s, and prominetly features the "Y" sound. At least the Alphabet's greatest monstrosity has the self-awareness to renounce its own sound, which even feels funny in your mouth.
Unlucky-Insect-8390 t1_jabkhhz wrote
Depends on the language. In Spanish there’s several letters of the alphabet that have more than one syllable.
rockcockroad t1_jabms23 wrote
That's why they wrote it in english you tard
TheWarehamster t1_jabtdw2 wrote
Spanish uses the same alphabet with the additions of "CH" "LL," "RR" and "Ñ" moron.
leadsynth t1_jabyd9d wrote
Right, but the letters in Spanish have NAMES. That’s why it’s called Dos Equis beer. Equis is Spanish for X. And “Equis” has two syllables.
shyheart4 t1_jac8oa1 wrote
Fun fact: "CH", "LL" and "RR" are no longer a part of the Spanish alphabet :)
rockcockroad t1_jacjkla wrote
How is that relevant?
curious_s t1_jabsbgm wrote
Can confirm, I went through the entire alphabet in my head to check this.
stereothegreat t1_jabwswp wrote
Doing the lord’s work over here
runslikewind t1_jabz1u4 wrote
thanks i was too scared to try.
Shudnawz t1_jabvq88 wrote
In Swedish, W is "dubbel-v", double v. But instead of going "dubbel-v, dubbel-v, dubbel-v" we just say "v, v, v".
superkoning t1_jac5ed0 wrote
and is W in Swedish a common letter? Or something foreign?
Shudnawz t1_jac5t8d wrote
It has existed for a few hundred years at least. It's common in German, to which Swedish is closely related and we've swapped words with each other for a very long time.
Tho, it's not that common in modern day native Swedish words, no.
superkoning t1_jac7564 wrote
>Tho, it's not that common in modern day native Swedish words, no.
I thought so: "vattenfall" is waterfall / Wasserfall / waterval. So in Swedish a v is used where other Germanic languages use a w?
Next question: is there a "v" pronounced as a soft f in Swedish?
Shudnawz t1_jac9cgl wrote
Yeah, Swedish v is basically German w.
About a soft f, not that comes to mind right now. But that said, I'm no linguist or language teacher.
jariwoud t1_jabt5bo wrote
English is (as far as i know) the only language that does this double u bullshit. Just call it the wee or so
Kiwi_Doodle t1_jabtr7b wrote
At least, in norwegian we call it a Double V. It serves no purpose outside english words and a few names where it's pronounced identically to V
Wavara t1_jabu2ml wrote
Same in Spanish (doble V o doble uve)
PsilocinKing t1_jac71ia wrote
Same in slovak
metijhn t1_jac1f8m wrote
French does it too
mdcundee t1_jabrsu8 wrote
Reminds me of an old documentary about Bush Jr. that I once watched, where he started by saying: „My name is George W. Bush. Double you. Like, two times you.“ and continued saying: „The W stands for Walker. A man who walks.“
I loved that flick :)
Wwwweeeeeeee t1_jabyn46 wrote
Unless you pronounce it "whuh", which I have heard in extremely rare occasions.
In Great Britain.
henrycharleschester t1_jac4fko wrote
That’s how it was taught to us as little kids, just like “buh”, “kuh”, “puh” etc
PsilocinKing t1_jac701e wrote
Bruh
TrumpetSolo93 t1_jac7llu wrote
My school started doing that, but half way through the year. It was like it was an overnight decision.
Confused the hell out of me, suddenly Ayy Bee Cee wasn't good enough and the teachers just expected you to know.
Even at the time I remember thinking that it was probably an updated curriculum, better for kids, but that the teachers were handling it poorly.
Celestial_MoonDragon t1_jac3hov wrote
How many went through the alphabet to see if this is true? Just me? Okay, I'll show myself out.
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j0nascode t1_jabne3s wrote
that's just because you don't have Ypsilon or i grec or the Greek alphabet
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BobBelcher2021 t1_jabv9s7 wrote
In English, anyways. French has W and Y with more than one syllable, and Spanish has F, H, J, L, M, N, Ñ, R, W, X, Y, and Z with multiple syllables - and possibly other letters, I forget.
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dj_neon_reaper t1_jac0klz wrote
I am a fucking idiot. I was sounding it out instead of saying the actual letter. So i was like "wu is only one syllable though?"...
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swissiws t1_jac2syh wrote
in italian we spell it "VU DOPPIA" that is "DOUBLE V" making it the only letter that is spelt with two different words!
Null_Trooper t1_jac48r2 wrote
Technically it’s two different Letters.
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AwfulHonesty t1_jac6j8e wrote
English W is so weird. In my language it just like a V but said in a deeper tone
pavelvito t1_jac74yg wrote
W, as well as thestter Y, also don't have their own sound associated with them. Whenever you say a word starting with either W or Y, the first sound that come out is either "ooo" or "eee". Consider the word yes. "Are you coming to the party?" "(eee)yes I am.
nixalo t1_jac7i7f wrote
My grandparents would have disagreed and countered with "ar-ra".
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danh138 t1_jacac0n wrote
It also has a complete word in it’s pronunciation: “Double.” Does that mean all the letters in double existed and were being used before we invented W?
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Omnizoom t1_jacrb82 wrote
W is weird because it’s the only one that also phonetically not using it’s self or it’s sound , it’s literally pronounced double you
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Svengahli t1_jabn18f wrote
W is on the only letter with more than one letter in it cause it's a "double u."
NoPreparation4469 t1_jabp1x5 wrote
It's honestly a double V
ComradeMicha t1_jac0lmc wrote
But the V was just the way the Romans wrote the letter U, technically there's no letter V.
That-Brain-Nerd t1_jabsqp3 wrote
Fun fact: you just ran through the alphabet in your head to double check.
stereothegreat t1_jabwvoo wrote
I didn’t because curious_s did it already and I trust them
igotdeletedbyadmins_ t1_jabzxko wrote
And 7 is the only single digit number to have more than 1 syllable
Little-Variation8268 t1_jabkd2f wrote
OK. So W has 3 syllables BUT the words world, wide & web only have 1 syllable each SO, theoretically, it takes longer the say the abbreviation 'WWW' than it does to say the words 'world wide web.'