You can experience major shrinkage though which you could perceive as it going inside your body

Like if something goes from 8 inches to 3 inches you may just assume it went up inside of you instead of just shrinkage especially if you have 0 grasp on your body and biology

Your junk can ascend upwards to protect it from trauma or cold weather

Maybe your junk is defective then if it never ascends

Ever been out in the extreme cold?

A huge portion of redditors do hate kids so that checks out

Enough pain and stress could induce a heart attack

Yet they see no incentive to get their families out of there , almost like they kind of support what’s going on

Where’s the randy marsh

“Oh I’m sorry I thought this was America”

Ya attempted rape at best but he didn’t physical rape her , as someone who was SA it bothers me when people call everything rape

Not by the definition which requires intercourse

It’s not like he was standing over her with his pants down and she cut it off , he threatened her she stood her ground he backed off , she grabbed a weapon and followed him to the shower and attacked him

Dudes an ass but she also had the opportunity to just leave and chose to mutilate him , if it was a man mutilating a woman would you be so kind to them ?

Ya cutting off breasts doesn’t exactly equate to the same , you would have to surgical remove the entire front portion of the vagina if you want it to equate

How do you cut off a woman’s penis when they are the perpetrator?

Ya but that’s mutilating a woman , this is mutilating a man , people will literally not view that as “even”

Tried to blackmail her not rape her , you can’t call everything rape , dudes still a complete dick , well an incomplete dick now

W is weird because it’s the only one that also phonetically not using it’s self or it’s sound , it’s literally pronounced double you

It was all a lead up for the punchline lol

The barbarians blood was dripping from the tail of the beast now cowering in the corner

“He literally just impaled himself running at it didn’t he “ piped up the ranger “ it didn’t even move at all , was he expecting it to swing its tail around to defend itself or something?”

“ sigh , intelligence was never his strong suit but this takes the cake, oh Mistress Muriel , Mark is dead , again”

The holy cleric walked forward from the raiding party over to marks corpse before looking up at the dragon in the corner who had “killed him”

“ shouldn’t we uhh deal with that before we think about resurrecting someone , it isn’t a fast spell “

The wizard walked forward toward the dragon , taking heed of the spikes

“ I don’t think this beast is much for battle, it’s very much awake but it didn’t even take an aggressive action , just bared it’s spiky behind at us “

The wizard stroked his beard

“ does anyone speak dragon by chance? Mine is extremely rusty… smart creatures you know…”

The entire raiding party just stood silent

“Anyone?…. No? Well fizzle sticks… I hope I don’t say something offensive…”

The mage walked toward the front of the dragon and began speaking

“ uhh excuse me, hello , I know you are awake , do you mind uhh having a chat “

The dragon rolled over , it’s wings covering its face

“ go away please, I’m sorry your friend is hurt but please go I’m not a monster “

The wizard was shocked “ oh , you speak common tongue , that would make this easier… uhh how do we say this , we were sent to slay you I’m afraid , terrorizing the town and what not “

The dragon lifted one wing up to look at the wizard “ I haven’t terrorized anyone , maybe ate a sheep or two… but I haven’t attacked any people… I was just hungry , I will just leave and go to another cave or ruin and you can say you did your quest “

The knight leading the party spoke up “ well uh , we are kind of supposed to bring your head back, but I mean you are a dragon right? Why are you not fighting back or anything “

“ because I don’t want to fight , I already said I’m not a monster… humans scare me because they always attack me…. So just please leave me alone “

The group chatted amongst themselves as suddenly the raging scream of the barbarian continued as he was brought back as he stood up he looked back and forth and at the dragon , he raised his axe and let out a piercing battle cry as he charged forward again onto another of the dragons spikes, dying again”

“ for the love of god mark “ shouted the cleric “ someone help me drag his body outside of the cave so this isn’t a repeat occurrence”

After shuffling marks body outside the group returned to the dragon

“ back to the matter at hand” the wizard started “ what shall we do about you… we can’t go back empty handed you know…. “

The dragon let out a sigh “ I know , but everywhere I go the humans always want to attack me and I just fly off to another cave… “

“ you know the king could use a dragon “ the knight spoke up “ Even if you are not a fighter… well just the idea of a dragon in the kings army would help to bolster fear for invaders… why don’t you come to the kingdom “

“ really? Even if I don’t want to fight? That would be wonderful…”

The dragon looked over to the mage

“ do you happen to have any good books for me to read there ? I’m honestly more of a book wyrm”

Man , I hope all the arms from the merchant of death was worth it…

Wow look at that Apex predator , a very fine specimen indeed

The shark is neat too

Keeping parts of our lives secret was kind of a normal thing , that’s what my parents always taught me. Mainly because we have powers and it makes us a target and those around us. But the thing I could never understand was that my parents never had some alter ego , and they seemed to be two of the most powerful people I ever knew , I once was my dad stop a literal earthquake while my mom stopped a volcano once , but they always manage to avoid getting noticed or recognized.

One thing I’ve begun to notice though is my dad looks eerily similar to a villain from some old photos and videos , not much survived the ages but he looks just so… similar… and my mom … she looks like the hero who always took him down… but I mean my dad is awesome , he never does anything even remotely bad and everyone says he has a heart of gold…

I decided to actually do some digging into this…. The similarities were uncanny and when I asked them they seemed shaken by it but quickly denied it , they forget I have powers too so even if they tried to hide it I could feel and see something was up…. Did they know them? Was it their siblings?? I had to know…

I tried to find as many older pictures of my parents I could , I remembered all those stupid cheesy “ well I met her back in college” but the story change slightly sometimes, I found proof to back from an old family video , my mom was talking to a friend in the back , I focused my hearing on it , Matridel college when they studied chemistry…. Hmm I remembered just last week my dad last week saying it was Hallimond university for physics and computers…. And she never corrected him on it… then I remembered something… my dad had a birth mark on his back, pretty noticeable too if he didn’t have a shirt on

So I scrounged up every photo of that villain I could , the suit they wore covered them up pretty well but there was a bit of photos and a few videos where they were scrapped up and the outfits were torn…

Then I found one , half of his outfit was torn and there it was… the same birthmark… it wasn’t a sibling…. It was him! And that must mean my mom was really…. But every record says they are dead… yet my parents must be them….

With my new evidence in hand I’m going to confront them tomorrow…

I will have to look into it if I ever want to do digital stuff again

I heard his mom did though religiously

My god this is like pitbull in cat form with 150% more appearance of a swollen testicle

Perfect example was fixing a wire on my dishwasher , one wire got chewed and it was chewed to close to connector for me to just splice it , I needed one connector and 3 small wires , that’s it , my only option was to spend 250 for the entire wire assembly

A ginger thong to cover his ginger dong

Did you try to have sex with him? Force yourself on him? Do any crappy behaviour? No

You took care of a drunk friend , and you ended up cuddling together , if you both are very adamantly against being touchy with people and this is someone you both don’t feel that barrier with maybe you should put some consideration into that when going to talk about it over lunch

Overall I’d say your fine , maybe you both subconsciously have feelings for each other but are both too oblivious or unable to understand those feelings