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eury13 t1_j9zu906 wrote

Also the only type of movie where you often finish before reaching the end.

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lightknight7777 t1_ja05jan wrote

Who finishes a porno? Do... do they have compelling stories now? At some point, I'd rather just give up for today and go watch a good show.

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haytmonger t1_ja0kmn2 wrote

I've only finished one... PIRATES, really fun cgi

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lightknight7777 t1_ja0l3pw wrote

As far as I know, that's the only one anyone finishes.

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jabuegresaw t1_ja0w7b3 wrote

Gringos are unfortunately missing out on the greatest product of the 1980s Brazilian porn-comedy industry, Um Pistoleiro Chamado Papaco.

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NoMan999 t1_ja12zca wrote

I heard the writing of the Clerks porn parody is worth skipping the porn scenes.

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feignapathy t1_ja0yk46 wrote

I've watched Dangerous Tides from start to finish. Think it's the only one. Peak Jenna Jameson.

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EmmaDaBomb t1_ja0of91 wrote

Having a story in it actually makes it better like 100% of the times rather than mindless lewd shit.

But I don't find the naked body attractive anyway so it's whatever.

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mattfloyd t1_ja0y6k9 wrote

Yeah I don't really trust your opinion on this subject

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generalbaguette t1_ja16mn0 wrote

>But I don't find the naked body attractive anyway so it's whatever.

They also make flicks where everyone wears leather.

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rahomka t1_ja0w3lh wrote

They have infinite runtimes for all I know

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mayn1 t1_ja2x9cx wrote

70’s abs 80’s tried to have a plot. They gave up on that a while back.

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LevelStudent t1_ja0bf03 wrote

I get this way with shows like Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad and those sorts too, but it's more like I just want to stop watching at a point where the characters are in an okay place, because I get exhausted of seeing them constantly struggling and being in mortal danger. It's like I want to give the characters a bit of a break before I make them do any more awful things.

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fireDiamond9 t1_ja0ep7p wrote

the scene where they (brba spoiler) >!put jesse in the car and shot his girlfriend broke me!<

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AbeLincoln30 t1_ja0h8kk wrote

I always felt it was >!way too over the top to actually shoot her. Uncle Jack had got his point across already, just by showing Jesse he could do it. Shooting her in plain view introduced the risk of being witnessed. Plus keeping her alive would keep her as leverage against Jesse. I know they threatened to kill Brock next but who knows where Brock would end up.!<

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inaname38 t1_ja0t8v4 wrote

It's not like they were criminal masterminds. They were meth-dealing Nazis.

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buttlickers94 t1_ja22hu9 wrote

I still think about this scene sometimes. It killed me. And compared to other shit I've seen in real life, it's kinda mild

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LetSayHi t1_ja3k9wz wrote

I think it was in character. Jack just lets Todd do whatever, and to Todd killing her felt as inconsequential as killing an ant. So he did, because he just doesn't care. And that's what makes it terrifying

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pewpewpewouch t1_j9zo09v wrote

Its also one of the types of movie were the more story it has, the more likely you will stop watching and look for something else.

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Medic6688846993 t1_j9z2yfa wrote

Broooooo no shit blew my mind, that's hilarious never though of ir like that.

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DanteiK- t1_j9zvzj0 wrote

So that explains why the beginning is so boring and it gets better near the end

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formidable-opponent t1_ja0ngk4 wrote

Used to work at a video rental store that had an "adult" section back in the good old "be kind rewind" days. I was glad when they rented DVDs because these dudes would return like... Ten VHS tapes and all of them had to be rewound because they were always stopped not even a third of the way through the movie.

I always used to think... Why not just rent one or two and start it back up the next time you want to watch some porn?

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zekeweasel t1_ja0xuep wrote

Probably fast-forwarding to their favorite actress' scenes if I had to guess.

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UnoStronzo t1_ja053r8 wrote

That “it” at the end of the sentence changed the entire meaning of your opinion

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JagoKestral t1_ja0satm wrote

What do bigfoot and the endings of pornos have in common?

No one's ever really seen them.

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Stickysocks182 t1_j9zzs1w wrote

Or maybe I’m a hopeless romantic and want to finish at the same time as my future wife. No I’m not an incel

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Simmons54321 t1_ja0kesi wrote

OP hasn’t watched nearly enough retro Italian porn! They make you work for the nut

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Addictive_System t1_ja0nheo wrote

Counter argument: Movies that have really good starts but then become terrible after the start causing you to not want to watch more also fall into this category

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Regnes t1_ja0s1v5 wrote

Except if it's good, you will probably watch it again and inevitably see the ending one day.

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Arqideus t1_ja0vjcs wrote

When you’re watching videos of “lesbians” seducing a guy, but it’s just the lesbian part by the time you finish. The guy never came into the picture (pun intended).

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