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Medic6688846993 t1_j9z2yfa wrote
Broooooo no shit blew my mind, that's hilarious never though of ir like that.
Shreddersson t1_j9z87gz wrote
This is pretty go... uggggghhh... why am i such a dissapointment?
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pewpewpewouch t1_j9zo09v wrote
Its also one of the types of movie were the more story it has, the more likely you will stop watching and look for something else.
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eury13 t1_j9zu906 wrote
Also the only type of movie where you often finish before reaching the end.
DanteiK- t1_j9zvzj0 wrote
So that explains why the beginning is so boring and it gets better near the end
Stickysocks182 t1_j9zzs1w wrote
Or maybe I’m a hopeless romantic and want to finish at the same time as my future wife. No I’m not an incel
UnoStronzo t1_ja053r8 wrote
That “it” at the end of the sentence changed the entire meaning of your opinion
lightknight7777 t1_ja05jan wrote
Who finishes a porno? Do... do they have compelling stories now? At some point, I'd rather just give up for today and go watch a good show.
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LevelStudent t1_ja0bf03 wrote
I get this way with shows like Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad and those sorts too, but it's more like I just want to stop watching at a point where the characters are in an okay place, because I get exhausted of seeing them constantly struggling and being in mortal danger. It's like I want to give the characters a bit of a break before I make them do any more awful things.
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NastyDOOMpumpkin t1_ja0dkh6 wrote
PNC hitting hard again
fireDiamond9 t1_ja0ep7p wrote
the scene where they (brba spoiler) >!put jesse in the car and shot his girlfriend broke me!<
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AbeLincoln30 t1_ja0h8kk wrote
I always felt it was >!way too over the top to actually shoot her. Uncle Jack had got his point across already, just by showing Jesse he could do it. Shooting her in plain view introduced the risk of being witnessed. Plus keeping her alive would keep her as leverage against Jesse. I know they threatened to kill Brock next but who knows where Brock would end up.!<
Simmons54321 t1_ja0kesi wrote
OP hasn’t watched nearly enough retro Italian porn! They make you work for the nut
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haytmonger t1_ja0kmn2 wrote
I've only finished one... PIRATES, really fun cgi
lightknight7777 t1_ja0l3pw wrote
As far as I know, that's the only one anyone finishes.
formidable-opponent t1_ja0ngk4 wrote
Used to work at a video rental store that had an "adult" section back in the good old "be kind rewind" days. I was glad when they rented DVDs because these dudes would return like... Ten VHS tapes and all of them had to be rewound because they were always stopped not even a third of the way through the movie.
I always used to think... Why not just rent one or two and start it back up the next time you want to watch some porn?
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Addictive_System t1_ja0nheo wrote
Counter argument: Movies that have really good starts but then become terrible after the start causing you to not want to watch more also fall into this category
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EmmaDaBomb t1_ja0of91 wrote
Having a story in it actually makes it better like 100% of the times rather than mindless lewd shit.
But I don't find the naked body attractive anyway so it's whatever.
Sentsuizan t1_ja0pzbi wrote
Gotta switch up the genres
Regnes t1_ja0s1v5 wrote
Except if it's good, you will probably watch it again and inevitably see the ending one day.
JagoKestral t1_ja0satm wrote
What do bigfoot and the endings of pornos have in common?
No one's ever really seen them.
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inaname38 t1_ja0t8v4 wrote
It's not like they were criminal masterminds. They were meth-dealing Nazis.
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Arqideus t1_ja0vjcs wrote
When you’re watching videos of “lesbians” seducing a guy, but it’s just the lesbian part by the time you finish. The guy never came into the picture (pun intended).
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rahomka t1_ja0w3lh wrote
They have infinite runtimes for all I know
jabuegresaw t1_ja0w7b3 wrote
Gringos are unfortunately missing out on the greatest product of the 1980s Brazilian porn-comedy industry, Um Pistoleiro Chamado Papaco.
Pattywacks t1_ja0wese wrote
I need to know if she gets unstuck
NerdFesteiro t1_ja0xfjm wrote
Falou comigo?
zekeweasel t1_ja0xuep wrote
Probably fast-forwarding to their favorite actress' scenes if I had to guess.
jabuegresaw t1_ja0y3pp wrote
Não, gracinha, falei com a puta que te pariu
mattfloyd t1_ja0y6k9 wrote
Yeah I don't really trust your opinion on this subject
feignapathy t1_ja0yk46 wrote
I've watched Dangerous Tides from start to finish. Think it's the only one. Peak Jenna Jameson.
AmadeusParasythe t1_ja10l9u wrote
Imagine doing one of tjose scenes and actually getting stuck after
NoMan999 t1_ja12zca wrote
I heard the writing of the Clerks porn parody is worth skipping the porn scenes.
generalbaguette t1_ja16mn0 wrote
>But I don't find the naked body attractive anyway so it's whatever.
They also make flicks where everyone wears leather.
buttlickers94 t1_ja22hu9 wrote
I still think about this scene sometimes. It killed me. And compared to other shit I've seen in real life, it's kinda mild
mayn1 t1_ja2x9cx wrote
70’s abs 80’s tried to have a plot. They gave up on that a while back.
LetSayHi t1_ja3k9wz wrote
I think it was in character. Jack just lets Todd do whatever, and to Todd killing her felt as inconsequential as killing an ant. So he did, because he just doesn't care. And that's what makes it terrifying
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