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Unless you hear it around the time you're being told to "squeal like a pig" in the woods

What if you're into that?

Go to the backwoods of west Virginia and say that. If you don't get depressed about what happens next... You deserved it.

But the banjo music will make it seem so much happier.

I don't know of anything that would make getting assraped by inbred rednecks happier, but to each their own.

Banjo music is never depressing, yet it somehow still inspires thoughts of suicide.

I was just going to say the OP never watched “Deliverance”!

Oh well, then enjoy!