Submitted by eldrolamam t3_125r9m4 in Showerthoughts
reditusername39479 t1_je6a314 wrote
English is not one language but 3 wearing a trench coat pretending to be 1
fantollute t1_je6dxvo wrote
And in that coat is loose merchandise stolen from even more languages
wombey12 t1_je6y1g9 wrote
>"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James Nicoll
CurrentIndependent42 t1_je6vtcp wrote
This old chestnut. English isn’t particularly unusual in this regard. What’s unusual - though not unique - is having an old orthography that hasn’t been updated or uniformed to reflect modern pronunciation.
dragonmp93 t1_je7735q wrote
The problem with English is that it has 5 vowels with 13 sounds.
CurrentIndependent42 t1_je77sgx wrote
That’s one issue. Danish has even more, and other funny phonological stuff going on, though even then has more consistent sound to spelling matching.
roobz_poplu t1_je6qulw wrote
English is Vicent Adultman?
20_Sided_Death t1_je6tjd1 wrote
It's at the stock market right now doing a business!
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Informal_Emu_8980 t1_je78m3n wrote
Wanna buy a sun dial??
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