eternalankh t1_jeb83we wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:19 PM

Anything can sound crazy if you break it down into steps and describe those steps in the worst way possible.

At some point, people decided to grind up seeds, mix it with water, let it set for several days until fungus started to grow in it, then add more ground up seeds and water, add some sugar, let it set for a while again, mix it some more and then bake it for people to eat.

IHateMath14 t1_jech8p8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:23 AM

What’s the food?

eternalankh t1_jechab9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:23 AM

Bread.

edit: specifically sourdough, btw

IHateMath14 t1_jeche9y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:24 AM

Get ready I’m gonna read the contents of my coke can