Submitted by nukenate1 t3_yg3odt in Showerthoughts
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wildadragon t1_iu6ofqo wrote
And then repost this wildly reposted showerthought. How far back did you have to go to steal this gem
Relevant-Rhubarb-849 t1_iu6po4q wrote
We acquire money for the sole purpose of giving it away sooner or later
waffles-n-gravy t1_iu6pr4d wrote
Good point. Also did you know we buy trash bags just to throw them away?
MicrosoftContin t1_iu6skon wrote
Waiting for OP to say: I said trash bags not “garbage bags”.
ashtonvex t1_iu6t4ev wrote
anything we acquire is bound not to be in our possession anymore, after we die.
nukenate1 OP t1_iu6tz3v wrote
I hadn’t realized that it was already posted
pissfucked t1_iu6ucki wrote
i mean, two people can have the same idea without having "reposted" it.... this is a very generic thought that pretty much everyone has had, i would say.
wildadragon t1_iu6usa6 wrote
Exactly suoer generic and everyones had it which violates rule 1.
Edit: Also it's been posted again aka reposted.
TipYourDishwasher t1_iu76nrh wrote
A few years ago I bought plain brown paper to wrap gifts because it was cheaper and more recyclable than wrapping paper. I told my family I don’t like the idea of buying something designed to be immediately thrown away. My brother said, “oh man. Wait until you learn about trash bags.”
JadedTourist t1_iu777pl wrote
I can’t eye roll any harder.
Now do that Fiji water bottle and iced frappe cup you pound every day.
LazyBlackGreyhound t1_iu7d9aj wrote
This is why they were invented
Serious_Idea_867 t1_iu7f8b0 wrote
Yeah trash rolling all over in the bottom of the can sounds disturbing to say the least. Im glad we have them
Kcidobor t1_iu7fdoz wrote
So they weren’t invented to be thrown away? I’m shook
Ok_Pool3711 t1_iu7g80r wrote
that one is stolen too
deceptivelyelevated t1_iu7i2j9 wrote
No. We don’t take garbage bags out of the box and throw them away. I generally fill them with trash. I think you don’t know what “sole purpose “ actually means
hjwood1986 t1_iu7k1o5 wrote
I generally fill mine with things I want transported from my home - but you do you
Mikerockzee t1_iu7nuli wrote
You could just not use a bag in the trash can and dump the can at the end of the day.
DroidScribe t1_iu7quuu wrote
You think that's messed up? Wait till you find out what we do to toilet paper.
kissmaryjane t1_iu7s9ym wrote
Yeah because the goverment forces us too, ever since they removed the gold standard . Think about it. they needed something they control that you need, so they can get you to do what they want. Boom, the US dollar. You go slave your life away at some dumb job to get that money so you can hand it to your landlord to have a roof over your head and you go exchange it for food to survive.
Further more, it applies outside our border too. Learn about the dollar milkshake theory.
ProgradeGram t1_iu7sauz wrote
Using those plastic bags you put your groceries in as trash bags. 10/10
solarpropietor t1_iu7z4zr wrote
This is factually incorrect.
We buy trash bags. So that we can transport trash, from indoors to the large container outdoors in a much more convenient manner.
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luchajefe t1_iu8kqhy wrote
But then you have to wash out the can. Every time.
luchajefe t1_iu8kt82 wrote
Your brother needs to read the definition of 'immediately'.
DarthVero t1_iu8lnmj wrote
Unexpected Harrim.
Dutch-Sculptor t1_iu8m8wl wrote
I buy them to keep my trash together which makes is a lot easier to throw my trash away and it makes sure that my bin doesn’t get dirty.
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Relevant-Rhubarb-849 t1_iu8uo1u wrote
So we should accumulate gold, never spend it, take it to afterlife?
Luchie-Luchie t1_iu92gx6 wrote
The Egyptians were doing it right. Why stop there? Kill your favorite servant so they can serve you in the afterlife as well!
Notbbupdate t1_iu95rec wrote
We should go back to using grains as currency
Dessarone t1_iu9ajy7 wrote
No, we eat food to not starve to death
Hedgehog_Wranglers t1_iu9b9xq wrote
Idk about you but I at least fill mine with trash first before throwing them away.
Orange-Murderer t1_iu9d6yl wrote
Ancient Egyptians disagree.
boredvamper t1_iu9hj3r wrote
Underrated comment here^
kerochan88 t1_iu9l7mx wrote
I scrolled through the comments for this one right here. I was thinking the same thing. 🤣🤣
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