Submitted by serenitynow1983 t3_yh6rbd in Showerthoughts
SirReal_Realities t1_iucfewj wrote
How to say “I am Under 40” without saying it. Nothing feels as good after 40, not even sleeping.
serenitynow1983 OP t1_iuci1qp wrote
Lol I’m 39, death knell incoming
SirReal_Realities t1_iucj15x wrote
Oh no, you don’t get off that easy! You got a few more decades to get through remembering what youth felt like, seeing young people ignorant of what they have and complaining about petty crap. What, you though some people are just get born cranky old coots? Nah, you have to steep a while! Soak in that bitter dregs! Then, then you will finally understand how funny Betty White really was! Er, what were we talking about?
serenitynow1983 OP t1_iucjcep wrote
First of all, slow clap on the reply. Second, I don’t want to die but I don’t want to go back.
ppardee t1_iucvk62 wrote
Whatever you do, DON'T SNEEZE AFTER 40! Your back will never recover.
Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments