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datusernames t1_iyddj0m wrote

Google tells me the oldest living dog is 22, so it's a lot more people than that.

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Echo127 t1_iydyu52 wrote

LMFAO, according to Wikipedia the 2 oldest (known) currently living dogs are named "Gino Hammerstrike Gilgamesh Wolf" and "Toby Keith". Both are Chihuahuas.

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gaudymcfuckstick t1_iyeh553 wrote

Makes sense. Larger dogs tend to live shorter lives

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CopprRegendt t1_iyer2jb wrote

those little yappers get pickled with hate and yap

our yorkie lived ... lemme think ... i was toddler when we got her and a sophmore in college when she died, so i guess 18-20ish years. She was basically fused with the carpet toward the end, like a fossil.

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scrabapple t1_iyev6t7 wrote

Aww shit you are telling me I could be with my gremlin for 15 more years?

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Throwaway_97534 t1_iyejute wrote

New title: There is no dog alive from before The Matrix was released.

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