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Amehvafan t1_iy7vn8b wrote

If I was kidnapped and treated like a fucking king and given a much better life than I would ever be able to get for myself then I wouldn't complain much about it either.

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somerandomcarrot576 t1_iy8gl8x wrote

Even if they cut your balls off?

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vercertorix t1_iy938s9 wrote

Don’t forget stolen from your parents and siblings, you can’t go outside unless allowed, can’t hang out with your own kind unless allowed, little choice in what you eat and usually it’s the same crap every day, basically you have about as many choices as are allowed human prisoners, though probably comfier digs.

Oh and some people are shitty or even sadistic pet owners. And you don’t get to complain about that either. And some people will put you down rather than pay for a slightly expensive medical procedure.

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Scharobaba t1_iy87goh wrote

AFAIK most kings do not eat from bowls and are allowed on the couch.

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Amehvafan t1_iy88crr wrote

If someone gives me free food I don't care what I have to eat from as long as it's clean.
And what kind of people doesn't allow their dog on the couch?!

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XxSoullessSpiritxX t1_iy8q0qx wrote

My parents.

You're looking for my parents. They refuse to even let the big one in the house because they never potty trained him. I feel so bad for him but I don't know what I can do.

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Seikuo t1_iy8x1o6 wrote

"He's not potty trained - idk what i can do" 🤔

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XxSoullessSpiritxX t1_iy978rl wrote

Even if he was, they wouldn't let him in anyway. Him not being potty trained is just their excuse so it doesn't seem like they're being cruel.

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StefanPerica t1_iy8u9j9 wrote

People that don't want their dogs to ruin their furniture. You vacuum your furniture daily or is it just dirty from the dogs? Fur, saliva etc.

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ThisIsNotASpiceDream t1_iy8xgkr wrote

If you care that much about the furniture, dogs are not for you.

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StefanPerica t1_iy9f772 wrote

Yet for the first time in 22years i live without a dog xD

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StefanPerica t1_iy9fo0q wrote

In my last home, all of my family members including our dogs had their own bed. Why should they be on the couch?

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slackmandu t1_iy93wm0 wrote

Then don't have visitors as well.

I don't want to come home covered in dog fur

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shmip t1_iy8wutl wrote

dog owners vs dog lovers

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The_Unreliable_94 t1_iy901fx wrote

>And what kind of people doesn't allow their dog on the couch?!

Psychopaths.

My 7 month old pup that I got from a family a couple of days ago has been sleeping in my bed since I brought him home and chills on the sofa when I'm at home.

He absolutely doesn't like strangers, but settled down in the car after a few minutes and then quickly chilled out when I got him home and found something he liked to play with.

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smugvaporeon t1_iy8ddsy wrote

Bruh you don't let your dog on the couch?

And what are you talking about? Since when are bowls classist???

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Timmy26k t1_iy8fwpv wrote

You don't think kings eat food from bowls? Do kings not fuck with soup?

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bryan3737 t1_iy8lkzo wrote

I would assume they’d rather eat the soup but I’m not a king so idk. They might be fucking it as well

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Rawesome16 t1_iy8eb5h wrote

My dog is allowed on the couch though. Bed too. Just not under the covers

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AxiousDeMorte t1_iy8jq1d wrote

Yep, yep, under the covers is asking for a mess of fur. On top of the covers and curled up behind my knee, best sleep aid ever! Her soft snores and gentle sleep gallops are so sweet and relaxing, gonna spoil this one for the rest of her days 🐾💕

Edit: a word

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cyanide_55 t1_iy8tlwk wrote

Uhh... eating out of a bowl is a super normal and human thing to do...? Soup, ramen, rice, cereal, endless other things?

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xPilioka t1_iy8ykrk wrote

My dog is on my couch as I'm replying to your 10IQ take.

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