Submitted by Major-Week428 t3_z7rgil in Showerthoughts
Amehvafan t1_iy7vn8b wrote
If I was kidnapped and treated like a fucking king and given a much better life than I would ever be able to get for myself then I wouldn't complain much about it either.
somerandomcarrot576 t1_iy8gl8x wrote
Even if they cut your balls off?
PhysicsLord007 t1_iy8l71x wrote
Now that's the real question
UlteriorCulture t1_iy8mv30 wrote
Where are my testicles Summer?
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___balls__ t1_iy8n2vl wrote
i'll do everything for that biscuit
Sssarg0n t1_iy8ozll wrote
Yeah that'd make it better actually
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vercertorix t1_iy938s9 wrote
Don’t forget stolen from your parents and siblings, you can’t go outside unless allowed, can’t hang out with your own kind unless allowed, little choice in what you eat and usually it’s the same crap every day, basically you have about as many choices as are allowed human prisoners, though probably comfier digs.
Oh and some people are shitty or even sadistic pet owners. And you don’t get to complain about that either. And some people will put you down rather than pay for a slightly expensive medical procedure.
bigboypantss t1_iy91rnm wrote
What if you had to give up all autonomy?
Scharobaba t1_iy87goh wrote
AFAIK most kings do not eat from bowls and are allowed on the couch.
Amehvafan t1_iy88crr wrote
If someone gives me free food I don't care what I have to eat from as long as it's clean.
And what kind of people doesn't allow their dog on the couch?!
XxSoullessSpiritxX t1_iy8q0qx wrote
My parents.
You're looking for my parents. They refuse to even let the big one in the house because they never potty trained him. I feel so bad for him but I don't know what I can do.
Seikuo t1_iy8x1o6 wrote
"He's not potty trained - idk what i can do" 🤔
XxSoullessSpiritxX t1_iy978rl wrote
Even if he was, they wouldn't let him in anyway. Him not being potty trained is just their excuse so it doesn't seem like they're being cruel.
StefanPerica t1_iy8u9j9 wrote
People that don't want their dogs to ruin their furniture. You vacuum your furniture daily or is it just dirty from the dogs? Fur, saliva etc.
ThisIsNotASpiceDream t1_iy8xgkr wrote
If you care that much about the furniture, dogs are not for you.
DadHeungMin t1_iy8xrqo wrote
Seriously. Nice furniture vs pets: choose one.
StefanPerica t1_iy9f772 wrote
Yet for the first time in 22years i live without a dog xD
StefanPerica t1_iy9fo0q wrote
In my last home, all of my family members including our dogs had their own bed. Why should they be on the couch?
ThisIsNotASpiceDream t1_iy9lxdl wrote
Why shouldn't they be? Couches are equally comfortable to asses of all species.
slackmandu t1_iy93wm0 wrote
Then don't have visitors as well.
I don't want to come home covered in dog fur
littlebitsofspider t1_iy8vwq8 wrote
People who've never heard of blankets?
shmip t1_iy8wutl wrote
dog owners vs dog lovers
The_Unreliable_94 t1_iy901fx wrote
>And what kind of people doesn't allow their dog on the couch?!
Psychopaths.
My 7 month old pup that I got from a family a couple of days ago has been sleeping in my bed since I brought him home and chills on the sofa when I'm at home.
He absolutely doesn't like strangers, but settled down in the car after a few minutes and then quickly chilled out when I got him home and found something he liked to play with.
smugvaporeon t1_iy8ddsy wrote
Bruh you don't let your dog on the couch?
And what are you talking about? Since when are bowls classist???
HelloKitty36911 t1_iy8jg4x wrote
Didn't you know??
Kings categorically avoid soup of any kind.
smugvaporeon t1_iy8kp3m wrote
We'll hot dang
Timmy26k t1_iy8fwpv wrote
You don't think kings eat food from bowls? Do kings not fuck with soup?
bryan3737 t1_iy8lkzo wrote
I would assume they’d rather eat the soup but I’m not a king so idk. They might be fucking it as well
Rawesome16 t1_iy8eb5h wrote
My dog is allowed on the couch though. Bed too. Just not under the covers
AxiousDeMorte t1_iy8jq1d wrote
Yep, yep, under the covers is asking for a mess of fur. On top of the covers and curled up behind my knee, best sleep aid ever! Her soft snores and gentle sleep gallops are so sweet and relaxing, gonna spoil this one for the rest of her days 🐾💕
Edit: a word
cyanide_55 t1_iy8tlwk wrote
Uhh... eating out of a bowl is a super normal and human thing to do...? Soup, ramen, rice, cereal, endless other things?
xPilioka t1_iy8ykrk wrote
My dog is on my couch as I'm replying to your 10IQ take.
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