Submitted by Bubbazord t3_z7feoh in Showerthoughts
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kaosaraptor t1_iy6b4ww wrote
"Here's my 150 lb dachshund. Why yes, I do feed him a steady diet of lard and twinkies. Why do you ask?"
Gonzostewie t1_iy6dz2n wrote
A 150lb cat is a goddamn apex predator for their neck of the woods.
mafiaknight t1_iy6k55g wrote
So’s the dog
Not many thugs or ne’er-do-wells left in a neighborhood after a dog that size moves in
Gonzostewie t1_iy6kqn8 wrote
A dog can be quite docile. Cats are dicks tho!!! They are killers and they dgaf.
QutieLuvsQuails t1_iy7tvwr wrote
My dog weighs 100 pounds. He would adore an intruder. lol
typhoidsucks t1_iy70hvs wrote
I… have a 90 pound dog, and one of the most common reactions we get out and about is, “Goddamn that’s a big dog!” I’m 6’2” and he can lick my nose without his back feet leaving the ground. A dog that’s 66% bigger would be huge.
QutieLuvsQuails t1_iy7tx83 wrote
100%. Our dog is 90-95 pounds. His chest is like a six pack. lol
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zackarylef t1_iy6auit wrote
A 150lbs dog? Yeah...I can assure you you'd think twice about it...