mafiaknight
mafiaknight t1_je7nbe1 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs
A stupid idea that works wasn’t stupid
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Reply to comment by FredDylan05 in [SP] You have been sentenced to 10 years at Flavour Town Jail for crimes against flavour. by Somethingbutonreddit
Waft some salt and pepper in its general direction. All the ‘spice’ a ‘good’ Englishman ever needs.
mafiaknight t1_ja6vwor wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [SP] You have been sentenced to 10 years at Flavour Town Jail for crimes against flavour. by Somethingbutonreddit
Pineapple. Belongs. On. Pizza!
gets drug away
I will NOT be denied!
mafiaknight t1_j8lrg0i wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me a D&D class and a theme word/phrase, and I'll make a character out of it! by mercy-moo
Circle of life druid
Likes to give out lemons
mafiaknight t1_j6klhgv wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Aliens with a Generational Consciousness (The mind goes on after the body dies into the next body. Kinda like The Doctor with unlimited regenerations) have befriended Humans. What happens when one of these aliens has to deal with the death of a favourite Human friend? by Slaywraith
Confusion. Probably some horror too.
mafiaknight t1_j6kkuwy wrote
Reply to LPT Request: I feel as though I have no motivation anymore and struggle waking up. by greywingspan
This sounds like some longterm boredom. Take up a new hobby. Get some exercise in. Go for a run. Get some sun (as vitamin D deficiency causes depression). Find something you enjoy doing.
mafiaknight t1_j6kk9v5 wrote
Reply to comment by greywingspan in LPT Request: I feel as though I have no motivation anymore and struggle waking up. by greywingspan
Ask for some weights then.
You don’t need a gym to exercise. Go run. Do push-ups, sit-ups, burpees, mountain-climbers, bicycle kicks, squat/curl a bag full of books...plenty of workouts that can be done at home.
This definitely sounds like the thing that’s missing in your daily routine.
mafiaknight t1_j6kjadg wrote
Reply to comment by BurnOutBrighter6 in ELI5: Why can't people let go when they're being electrocuted? by TheRadNinja46
That’s only half right. All muscles ARE controlled via electric impulse from the brain/nervous system, but it isn’t the “squeeze” command being given. ALL affected muscles are told to contract. Your hand has much stronger muscles for closing/gripping than for opening. (It has to overcome much greater force to hold things than to release them, so this makes perfect sense.)
mafiaknight t1_j6cdqcw wrote
Reply to comment by AShellfishLover in [WP] The person you're dating comes to dinner to meet your family. But the instant you step in the door, your grandmother goes deathly pale, and shouts the name of a creature from her country's folklore. by Affectionate_Bit_722
This is wonderful! I’m waiting for the next page with bated breath!
mafiaknight t1_j4xcmiy wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You, the God of War, are on a rampage across a battlefield. As you face down a terrified army, a small chihuahua charges out from them, and does its' best attempt at a howl at you. by JacobJamesTrowbridge
stops rampaging
Good dog.
sits down and starts playing with the chihuahua
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Reply to comment by galdu in [WP] You are The Chosen One™. You have to follow your Destiny™ in order to defeat the Evil Emperor™ and Save the Princess™ and go down as the Hero of the Realm™, yada yada. This is your sixth reincarnation in this goddamn role and this time you're going to do something else, story be damned. by TrollerPilotXV
This was great! I love where you took it! (Absolutely respond as The Hero^(tm))
mafiaknight t1_j4ttc00 wrote
Reply to comment by EndorDerDragonKing in [WP] You are The Chosen One™. You have to follow your Destiny™ in order to defeat the Evil Emperor™ and Save the Princess™ and go down as the Hero of the Realm™, yada yada. This is your sixth reincarnation in this goddamn role and this time you're going to do something else, story be damned. by TrollerPilotXV
Who cares!? It’s a fun response that was prompted by this prompt. Have an updoot. Pass it on.
mafiaknight t1_j4t8rgu wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Humans finally met an advanced interstellar alien civilisation. They are friendly to us: they help with political stabilisation and tech, they invest in us. Humanity becomes their protectorate. Turns out we're now a protectorate of galactic rogue state that is in a war with every other race. by PhilosopherActive677
As a protectorate, we CAN stay out of it. It’s also possible that we get diplomatic overtures, if other nations think we’ll be helpful.
mafiaknight t1_j4llbzf wrote
Reply to comment by Randomgold42 in [WP] You are a supervillain who went undercover as a superhero for jokes, only to discover how corrupt the system is in the hero society. The system is so corrupt that you agree to lead a small group of superheroes to rebel against the unjust hero society. by RavenousOwlhead
[Click HERE to know more!]
Furious clicking intensifies
mafiaknight t1_j2bvz96 wrote
Because all the things that we’ve ever found alive and all the corpses we’ve ever found were carbon based. I’d think it would be a bit self explanatory. We have yet to find anything that ever lived that was based on any other element. It is one of the 5 most abundant elements in the universe after all.
You ARE made of carbon. Humans are almost completely water and carbon
mafiaknight t1_j2ap0ry wrote
Reply to ELI5: How do venomous snakes avoid being poisoned by the venom they inject into their prey? Are they somehow immune? by booksandteacv
Poison is ingested. Venom is injected.
Remember: if it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If it bites you and then dies, you’re poisonous.
Poison only effects creatures that eat it. It has to be digested.
Venom only effects creatures that are injected by it. It isn’t harmful when digested.
mafiaknight t1_j29p8fp wrote
Reply to comment by prejackpot in [PM] Give me two-ish characters and a romantic situation to write. by prejackpot
Perfect.
chefs kiss
mafiaknight t1_j29i1t7 wrote
A Redditor (like me!) and their girlfriend (who doesn’t exist...) enjoy a candlelit dinner
mafiaknight t1_j29ezoq wrote
Reply to comment by KorgX3 in I Am Groot by pjkitty
pulls out a sowing kit
That’s what all the snitches say!
mafiaknight t1_j1y22r0 wrote
Reply to comment by Donkeyflicker in ELI5, Why can't STDs be cured/irradicated by isolating the disease through infected people? by AnanomusMan
Aye. This too. Many have no idea they’ve been infected.
mafiaknight t1_j1y1il5 wrote
Reply to ELI5, Why can't STDs be cured/irradicated by isolating the disease through infected people? by AnanomusMan
They can. That would absolutely work.
The question you should be asking, however, is “why won’t people with STDs isolate themselves from the rest of the population?”.
Many don’t want to. They’d rather enjoy their lives as much as possible and don’t care how it affects others. Furthermore, there are few consequences for spreading these diseases, and even fewer ways to prosecute them for it.
Edit: some don’t even know they have one!
mafiaknight t1_j1v26ji wrote
Reply to LPT Request What are some strategeies you all use to reduce work-related guilt when doing something fun? by Other_Account_6435
Work is work, and fun is fun. If work is fun, good for you, but when fun starts becoming work: tell work to fuck off.
You get paid to do work for a certain period of time. Outside that time period is yours to do with as you please. Work doesn’t get to dictate your fun time. Work isn’t important when you’re off the clock. Don’t worry about work unless they’re paying you to do so.
mafiaknight t1_izkd8yt wrote
Reply to comment by HSerrata in [WP] You receive a death threat. You think it's a joke someone is playing until someone breaks into your home, saying they'll protect you. by Crystal1501
Good story mate. It was a really fun take on the prompt.
mafiaknight t1_jeg1zvb wrote
Reply to comment by Tregonial in [WP] Humans are the proverbial "Sleeping Giant," and make remarkably good deterrents. A common tactic is to simply call in a human warship, such as the USS "Fuck Around and Find Out," and simply let it sit nearby. Peace Talks happen within the week. by Rattrap2474
It WAS a pretty good prompt, but it ain’t right to just steal it 3 weeks later.
Wait AT LEAST 6 months (preferably a year) and repost it then WITH CREDIT!
(Thanks for finding the original mate)